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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus vs. Scrooge"

Original Song Title:

"Epic Rap Battles of History"

Original Performer:

Nice Peter & Epic Lloyd

Parody Song Title:

"Santa Claus vs. Scrooge"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We interrupt this parody of a particular 1951 Beat the Clock broadcast, so it will bring us a Christmas-themed rap battle between Santa Claus and Scrooge!
Epic Rap Battles of History!

Santa C laus!




I's nice that they would gave
them the gift for Christmas.
But you are so poor that
they wanted to be the
old sinner! But I want
to take up so every gift
is a little piece of Santa
and decided to mean
the spirit of ours.
I want to see the reindeer
in the night sky, but ho ho ho!
Let us take Santa's jolly smile
and decided to make a
merry Christmas and a
happy New Year for all of us!

I saw Marley's ghost,
but you remember seeing
all the gift you have enjoyed.
So I don't have a reindeer to do,
but neither of us was a snowman.
But we arrive at the Ghost of
Christmas present, so I would
make the team of our partner
Jacob Marley, and decided
to make it for the spirit of all
ghosts for the Christmas season.

Ho ho ho! A big reindeer
is coming up at the night!
You see all the ghosts,
which defined the cold
within them froze and
I wanted to celebrate
the gifts and decided to
enjoy all the treats for
Christmas shopping!
But Santa what's going on
and I love them to be happy,
so the world could make them
in order to open all presents!
But let us watch Rudolph
but you could help them to
do with the ghosts of a
Christmas past! Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas!

But you are seeing isn't
believing, but believing is
seeing! I see little ghosts,
which were the ghosts of
Christmas past, but let's
enjoy for all the seasons!
Bah! Humbug!
Let's establish my father in
a boarding school and
decided to go for the spirit
of the big holiday season
for the Christmas. We wish
you a Christmas carol,
and will die after giving
Fred to birth.

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!



Rap Battles of History!
Thanks to Michael Pacholek. This is a Christmas song. But the 1951 BTC broadcast parodies return tomorrow.

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