-> "Slow Jams"
Original Song Title:
"Slow Hands"
Parody Song Title:
"Slow Jams"
The Lyrics
Verse 1: As you start takin’ off my pants
I’mma play somethin’ for romance
Cuz it sets the mood
Yeah, it makes me frisky
I’ve been thinkin’ ‘bout it all day
And I hope you dig Marvin Gaye, yeah
So “Let’s Get It On”
Yeah, babe let’s get busy!
Chorus: Those, slow jams
Like sex ringing out some glorious church bells
No, no chance, that we’re makin’ love without some Maxwell on
I hope, that you already know that there ain’t no humpin’
Nothing without slow jams
Slow jams…
Verse 2: I just wanna jam all night
Teddy Pendergrass, Bri McKnight, yeah
Cuz we’re “Back At One”
Can you, “Turn Off the Lights” please?
Chorus: Slow jams
Skin smooth like the voice of Luther Vandross
No person, can resist the sexy notes that man blows, they
Go low, yeah we both wanna groove to the song that’s pumpin’
No hands without slow jams
Bridge: Usher gives us a private show
Getting hot and you start to moan
Singing out that climactic tone
“Nice & Slow,” “Nice & Slow”
Speakers bump as they play that song
‘Til it ends and there’s awkward silence, oh…
Chorus: Slow jams
Make intimacy feel much less silly
Our moanin’ can be drown out with some choice R. Kelly
I, I know yeah, I already know it should be personal
Chorus: Slow jams
Make human connection feel like a party
But no jam could replace the love that two people can share
I know, yeah I already know that I love you, baby
So lets bang to some slow jams!
Those slow jams…
Ooo, slow jams...
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