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Song Parodies -> "Disgusting"

Original Song Title:

"Just a Dream"

Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Disgusting"

Parody Written by:

Scott E. Carpenter

The Lyrics

A lot of people don’t know this, but after Nelly wrote “Just a Dream,” he was actually able to get back with the girl about whom he wrote the song. Well, their relationship continued, as many relationships do, and just a few months further into their relationship, Nelly updated his song with the following lyrics:
Smelly

“Disgusting”

I was thinkin about her, gripin about me.
Bitchin bout the toilet seat, every time I pee.
Open my eyes, yeah; it make me wanna scream.
She look like a yak, got an extra toe.
Want me in the sack? Lord, I hope no.
What a surprise, yeah, she is disgusting.

Met her at a truck stop and took me to her basement.
Looking like Sasquatch. To look at her is torment.
I swear now I can't take it, please somebody's take my baby.
Wishing you would drown, baby you da missin-link.
Put back on your gown. Baby what is that thing?
Can you conceal your underwear?.
Spray her with mace, but them people stop and stare.

Uncover my knife. Surely take my own life.
She wanna be my bride.
But I knew that it just ain't right.

I was thinkin about her, gripin about me.
Bitchin bout the toilet seat, every time I pee.
Open my eyes, yeah; it make me wanna scream.
She look like a yak, got an extra toe.
Want me in the sack? Lord, I hope no.
Got a lazy eye, yeah, she is disgusting.

Well I be writing her some letters telling her to not return
Tryin to get my lighter lit, her house I gonna burn.
And I just hope the cops don’t see me put her ashes in an urn
Don’t miss her . Wish she was never born

She done got them cootie bugs, I guess now I got my payback.
Now I'm in the club wishin she was Katy Perry.
Hey, if you touch her use a glove. But wait, I guess that glove isn’t tough.
I'm goin through it my mind wishing that I had known.
And now i'm pissin, Eww I think she touched my phone.
Wish she make a decision that she move to New York.
Or maybe Hong Kong.

I was thinkin about her, gripin about me.
Bitchin bout the toilet seat, every time I pee.
Open my eyes, yeah; it make me wanna scream.
She look like a yak, got an extra toe.
Want me in the sack? Lord, I hope no.
Wish she would die, yeah, she is disgusting.

If you ever touched somebody then you threw up.
If she feel like cold wet boogers, wipe your hands off.
And if they’d go far away you would give them anything.
If you ever told your lover to just grow up.
If her talking bout her mother make you throw up.
And if they’d both go away you would give them anything.

I was thinkin about her, gripin about me.
Bitchin bout the toilet seat, every time I pee.
Open my eyes, yeah; it make me wanna scream.
She look like a yak, got an extra toe.
Want me in the sack? Lord, I hope no.
Got a fat thigh, yeah, she is disgusting.

I was thinkin about her, gripin about me.
Bitchin bout the toilet seat, every time I pee.
Open my eyes, yeah; it make me wanna scream.
She look like a yak, got an extra toe.
Want me in the sack? Lord, I hope no.
She is super-sized, yeah, she is disgusting.
Copyright ( c ) 2010 Scott E. Carpenter. All rights reserved. scarpenter44@windstream.net

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