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Song Parodies -> "You Are a Phony"

Original Song Title:

"MLP FiM full theme"

Parody Song Title:

"You Are a Phony"

Parody Written by:

Sara Corzine

The Lyrics

Yeah, I know, Friendship is Magic is a super popular show, but I absolutely hate it! So I wrote this. G3 was better! (justified that I was born 1998)
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
There's no way I like G4
My Little Pony
My Little Pony
Hear me, G4?
You are a Phony!
I used to wonder how bad life could be
You are a Phony!
Until you ruined everything for me
When I was young, I loved My Little Pony for six years
But then you came along and filled me with sadness and fear
So My Little Pony, you are not good at all
To make things worse, the people that watch just have a big ball
And I do not approve at all
You are a Phony!
I used to wonder how bad life could be
You are a Phony!
Until you ruined everything for me
Your danger makes me want to hide,
You're pain with sad on the side
Despair is never in short supply
Once happy, now, I must cry
With honesty I hope you can't deny
You are a pain to see for my eyes
They use their mouths for everything
A fact that just makes me cry
And if they don't use their front legs
I swear to god I will die!
You are a Phony!
I used to wonder how bad life could be
You are a Phony!
Until you ruined everything for me
Please bring back G3, Friendship is Magic is bad
I wish it were never made, do you really want to know why
Because it has ruined my life
That's right, it's ruined my life
You are a Phony!
I can't believe you just killed my good years
You are a Phony!
Now I really wish that you did not
This show is awful, not
This show is awful, not
This show is awful, not air!
You know why I hate it? They added male ponies, screwed up the voice acting, and almost no one uses their hooves for anything anymore! Fluttershy has only pink hair, Pinkie's body and hair colors have been reversed, Rarity isn't pink with rainbow hair like she used to be, there's no Kimono or Triple Treat, and worst of all is the stupidly huge and affectionate fanbase. I swear, my childhood is dead thanks to this piece of crud!

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