-> "Adolf Hitler vs Joseph Stalin"
Original Song Title:
"Epic Rap Battles of History"
Parody Song Title:
"Adolf Hitler vs Joseph Stalin"
Epic Rap Battles of History!
The Fuhrer Adolf Hitler
Joseph "Uncle Joe" Stalin
Communism, ha! Got off to a bad start
Killed the Tsar and family following Karl Marx
Artificial famine in 1930s Ukraine
Killed 7 million before people ever cursed MY name
Killing your own people as if it were an art
Vlad the Impaler... HE had more of a heart!
Purged all intellectuals as well as Generals
Caused early war set backs, made the Red Army ineffectual!
Listen, postcard painter, you once Brown Shirt wretch
I don't care if you were in the Great War stuck in a trench
You have as much military potential as your corporal rank
Blitzkrieg worked on Poles and French, but against Britain stank
Couldn't cross the Channel nor fight in the air
And now you wanna take on the great strength of the Bear?!?
Oh, Joe, how you gesture and bluster
But fighting the Finns turned out a blunder
You were so fooled by the Non-aggression pact
That when the Whermacht struck you were taken aback
Hundreds of thousands of your troops gave up without fight
As my panzers and troops covered 50 miles by night
We didn't have enough ammo to kill them outright
But we'll keep going until your Red Square's in sight!
You may have your weapons and Luftwaffe in air
But at Stalingrad you choked, 6th Army despair
At Kursk you had Tigers, thought you'd plow through
Until my T-34s and Sturmoviks annihilated you
Have you on the run back to your borders
Since '43 no Officer wants to take your insane orders!
Will destroy you, got many secret weapons
Bring it on, I've got 200 full strength divisions
You'll feel my wrath and feel my thunder
Stuck in a Bunker? The whole world will be happy when you're 6 feet under!!!
Zhukov's got it covered...
Epic Rap Battles of History...
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