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Song Parodies -> "Pissed At You"

Original Song Title:

"Kissin U"

Original Performer:

Miranda Cosgrove

Parody Song Title:

"Pissed At You"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Reuben

The Lyrics

Sung from the perspective of Arwen, UnknownVotress/Lil Cupcakes, etc :)
No way…the toilet seat is not down?
My birthday…you're drunk and out on the town?
Ate my chocolate…now there's nowhere in this world to hide from me
My grin, just got replaced with a frown
And I changed…into my flannel nightgown
Now you're mopin cause I opened, a whoop ass can, you're goin down!

Cuz when I'm pissed at you won't tell you why I'm sad
Won't speak to you but make sure that you know I'm mad
Fold my arms and glare, mean narrow-eyed stare
No smile is there when I'm pissed at you
When I'm pissed at you, you don't sleep in my bed
And all the questions I've been asking in my head
Like "Are you this dumb?", "I'm dating a bum?"
Wish I could just feel numb, but I'm pissed at you

You ask, 'What is wrong with you, my dear?"
"It's nothing," I say as I pour your beer
On your he-e-ead, and down your pa-a-ants
And blame you that my couch is wet
You might try, to make a joke that's witty
I just sigh, confide in my kitty
"He doesn't listen, we'll keep on hissing"
Mr. Meow Meow's here to comfort me

Cause when I'm pissed at you I'll tell you that I'm fine
Then call all my friends to cry, scream and rant and whine
No playing hooky, don't touch my cookies
You won't get nookie when I'm pissed at you
When I'm pissed at you, you'll have to bear the brunt
Better not ask me if it's that time of the month
Don't try to grab it, won't let you tap it.
I'll break out the rabbit when I’m pissed at you!"

You've never seen me act like this
Don't ask if it's PMS
Just cause I have stopped being angry
Don't mean I won't get even!

Cause when I'm pissed at you, I might not stay composed
Glue your cabinets shut or pour paint on all your clothes
Won't answer your calls, I'll post on your wall
"Your junk is too small,", when I'm pissed at you
When I'm pissed at you I don't make any sense
It's been a month now, still won't get into my pants
I’m crazy I know, but that’s how it goes. 
Have no reasoning skills when I’m pissed at you!"

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 11

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Matthias - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Really great parody Jeff! Even though your music choice is extremely girly... This along with Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears sometimes I need to wonder about you my friend.
Matthias - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Also the performers name is: Miranda Cosgrove (I didn't know the original song so I looked it up and this was the artist I found)
Jeff Reuben - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty! And for the correction on the artist...totally drew a blank for some reason on that one. I just try to make those girly songs more bearable :)
Jeff Reuben - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
And thank you to Trish for the last two lines in the song :)
Arwen - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Jefferoo...this was so funny! Favorite line: "Better not ask me if it's that time of the month," because it's so true. Seriously. Don't ask. >: ( Finally, the OS is one of those ones that comes on and I logically tell myself I shouldn't like...but I totally bop to it in my car. Love this! =)
Old Man Ribber - October 15, 2010 - Report this comment
And just in time for Sweetesy Day! ;D
Below Average Dave - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
I think its suffice to say this was very well tied together. . .very good parody of a song and artist I've never heard--which is rare from you, good parody.
mark Scotti - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Nice one..
Below Average Dave - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Just re-read my comment, um, that could be misunderstood, an artist I've never heard of is what is rare from you. . .not a very good parody. . .obviously my statements on every parody I've ever read by you dictate my opinion of your work ;)
Peter Andersson - November 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Here's one more that never heard of the orginal artist before, but I'll take the opportunity to say that I'm all in favor of this Katy Perry like retro pop genre pushing out the umpa-umpa sound that has ruled the airwaves ever since Glen Stefani had a hit with Hollaback Girl, i.e this was very enjoyable, both on the original's level and the excellent parody (been there, heard that, has the scars to prove it...).
Chris Bodily TM - November 21, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Now I realize why the song sounded a tad familiar, saw the music video on one of the Nick channels once. Thought it was some country-pop song. You could have used a more manly balls-y croon, but the juxtaposition of a happy song with pissed-off lyrics was brilliant. 444
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Remind me not to get you pissed at me... :-)
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I find it hilarious that I read this parody about a pissed-off woman right after reading a different parody about a pissed-off woman. I love things like that. Great parody here, 555!
MikeJ - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Happy tune plus pissed off lyrics = ENJOYING being pissed at you! Which is SO how it works. Killer song!
Matthias - July 03, 2012 - Report this comment
So I know this is 2 years later but I actually met Miranda Cosgrove today! She was in Orlando for the opening of the new Despicable Me ride and I got to meet her and get a picture with her. Just felt like bragging on a parody.

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