-> "Men Can't Shop"
Original Song Title:
"We Can't Stop"
Parody Song Title:
"Men Can't Shop"
The Lyrics
[HUSBAND]:
When we're shopping all your food we forgot (No tuna?!)
(Uh-Oh) When we're shopping our brains have turned to rot (You idiot!)
(Uh-Oh) When we're shopping our heads are filled with snot
(Uh-oh) That's why each time we fought
Cause we can't just do squat
(Uh-oh)
Send us shopping and we know you will taunt
(Uh-oh) We just bought buns but you wanted croissants
(Uh-oh) You made a list with some extra large font
But guys aren't that savant
Grocery bags we will flaunt
(Uh-oh)
[WIFE]:
Send you to go shopping we will not dare (Ugh!)
Yank out our hair till our head's bare (Ugh!)
Men are lame cause you left a ton out
(Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong)
Won't forget the beer but there's no trout (Ugh!)
Said don't bring candy to this home (Ugh!)
So you bought some Rolos?! (Ugh!)
Now the kids are up all night!!!
(Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong)
You can't do a thing right, That's right
No caviar and brie but here's some spray cheese
Men do this folly and back out the door we'll trot
Why is my spouse dumb as a mule?!
Cause men can't shop (Uh-oh) And they won't shop (Uh-oh)
Can't we see to thee Publix just bites?!
Must it be just we who must waste our time?!
Cause men can't shop (Uh-oh) And they won't shop (Uh-oh)
We buy things, Things that we need
Men go shopping and it's shoddy
No, no
[HUSBAND]:
We go shopping with the munchies from pot
(Uh-oh) We go shopping cause they gave us a shot
(Uh-oh) We go shopping and their arteries clot
(Uh-oh) Cause we bought a whole lot
Of chips that we want
(No, No)
[WIFE]:
To my housewives here with the big lugs (Ugh!)
Bacon fix cause our men bought a ton (Ugh!)
We sent them out for Cod, Obnoxious
I see a pattern, Fish must make him nauseous
To every brand new bride who's got her groom (Ugh!)
You will chomp down pies and that fried food (Ugh!)
Yes, You might throw up, Dear
Sipping beer cups
No, no, no, no
So it's plain to see, Guys can't do shopping
Filling that trolley up with a whole bunch of junk
Squeeze in your blouse that was once huge
Cause men can't shop (Uh-oh) And they won't shop (Uh-oh)
Corn nuts aren't the same thing as corn, guys!
This is what we get when we're your wives!
Cause men can't shop (Uh-oh) And they won't shop (Uh-oh)
We buy things, Things that we need
When men shop we will get flabby
Damn, damn
When we're shopping we'll buy what we don't got
(Uh-oh) When we're shopping make a list that we'll jot
(Uh-oh) When we're shopping we'll make sure we stay hot
(Uh-oh) Won't buy those Dippin Dots
To rid pounds we have fought
(No, no)
Men go shopping since we have tied the knot, true
We need milk not twelve case of Yoohoo
Bought Ding Dongs but you left out the Tofu
It's my mouth and I want Lean Cuisine stew
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah
Cause men can't shop (Uh-oh) and they won't shop (Uh-oh)
We buy things, Things that we need
Your things will wreck our bodies
Flab, flab, flab, flab
Uh-oh, Uh-oh
Flab
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