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Song Parodies -> "Diving Board"

Original Song Title:

"Wrecking Ball"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Diving Board"

Parody Written by:

Rebekah Dub

The Lyrics

Wrong time of the year, but parody ideas can strike at any time, you know?
I cannonballed toward the water
And heard laughter from nearby
I rose above and looked around
And then I started to cry

Don’t you think one bit that I asked for it
I thought that I looked cute
If you think one bit that I asked for it
I’ll punch you ‘til you bruise

I just jumped off the diving board
And I won’t do it anymore
Because I found my bikini
Floating ‘round in the swi-imming pool
In the swi-imming pool

My friends say I exposed my tits
Upon hitting the water
I soon wrapped myself in a towel
And felt my face getting hotter

Don’t you think one bit that I asked for it
I thought that I looked cute
If you think one bit that I asked for it
I’ll punch you ‘til you bruise

I just jumped off the diving board
And I won’t do it anymore
Because I found my bikini
Floating ‘round in the swi-imming pool

I treaded water like a fool
Never have I felt so uncool
Trying to cover all my “tools”
While everybody pointed at me
Laughed and pointed at me

I never meant to bare it all
I wanted to go swimming, that’s all
And instead of showing off
I guess I should’ve gone swimming
I never meant to bare it all
I wanted to go swimming, that’s all
I guess I should’ve gone swimming

Don’t you think one bit that I asked for it
I thought that I looked cute

‘Til I jumped off the diving board
Won’t be doing it anymore
Because I found my bikini
Floating ‘round in the swi-imming pool

I treaded water like a fool
Never have I felt so uncool
Trying to cover all my “tools”
While everybody pointed at me
Laughed and pointed at me
Laughed and pointed at me

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