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Song Parodies -> "Click Add to Cart (The Amazon Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Who Owns My Heart"

Original Performer:

Miley Cyrus

Parody Song Title:

"Click Add to Cart (The Amazon Song)"

Parody Written by:

Nixon Lee

The Lyrics

This is a parody about the Amazon website, and how it is so easy to get swept up in the buying frenzy.This is my very first Miley Cyrus song parody.
Verse 1:
Amazon shows you something new
choose from the best sellers list to view
moving the mouse with my hand
I go crazy, yeah

I scroll down thru my lists
it’s getting harder
to resist
this is pure bliss
these sales can’t be missed

and they tempt you with 30%percent off
then they tell you they’ll cut off the shipping cost

Chorus:
Click add to cart
It's guaranteed unlike your stocks
the way that these sales are going has me not slowing
will I use a visa or mastercard

Click add to cart
Amazon is a king at their art
If I buy more than 3 my shipping will be free
No need for coupons to cut costs
Click add to cart


Verse 2:
My cart is full
but I all I see is
tons of blu rays & dvds
these discounts I can’t discard
where is my debit card

When I click my past orders to view
There’s Scooby Doo and Toy Story too
I secretly order them but don’t tell my friends

And it hits me
like a whip to a slave
I’m punching my keys (on my laptop)
cuz my shipping is gonna get waived

Chorus:
Click add to cart
It's guaranteed unlike your stocks
the way that these sales are going has me not slowing
will I use a visa or mastercard

Click add to cart
Amazon is a king at their art
If I buy more than 3 my shipping will be free
No need for coupons to cut costs
Click add to cart


Bridge:
so come on show me
what’s on dvd
coming out next week
I should really go
but I’m stuck u know
cuz they now do instant streaming video

Chorus:
Click add to cart
It's guaranteed unlike your stocks
the way that these sales are going has me not slowing
will I use a visa or mastercard

Click add to cart
Amazon is a king at their art
If I buy more than 3 my shipping will be free
No need for coupons to cut costs
Click add to cart
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