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Song Parodies -> "Lovely Child"

Original Song Title:

"Wrecking Ball"

Original Performer:

Miley Cirus

Parody Song Title:

"Lovely Child"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I guessing Mother Mary rode the donkey side saddle before having Jesus. Blessed are the pure in heart for they shall see God.
He came, to Earth, a humble birth
His Mum, never knew a guy
She had, no sex, mar-ried Joseph
Their love not yet 'bonerfied'

So immaculate - no ejaculate
Some how Jesus came thru
Sweet pea in a pod - the child of God
He will always come through

He came here as a lovely child
A tiny kid in Bethlehem
In the manger He was meek and mild
Everything He did was lovely
Yeah, He, He is lovely

The barn, 'the' worst , her wa-ter burst
Mary, still a virgin how?
Out popped His head, how was he bred?
The cows, lowed as the Wisemen bowed

Jesus is His name. For your sin He came
He will always love you
For your sins He died, laying down His life
He will always come thru

He came here as a lovely child
An infant born so full of love
All who love Him shall be reconciled
All forgiving Lord you're lovely

So listen to His still small voice
Upon a rugged cross He hung
For all sinners He would make that choice
What have I done to deserve Him?
All I have is my sin

Jehova has so loved this world
That He gave His only begotten
Lay hold of the Priceless Pearl
I hope you're gonna treasure Him
Foreverness begins to unfurl
He's just hoping you'll be His friend
I hope you're gonna let Him in

Won't you start today - give your heart away
Jesus always comes through

He's returning victorious
And every one shall bow to Him
All His angels will be glorious
All He wants to do is to save us

He'll come back for a second y'all
To redeem all the chosen ones
Who responded to His beckon call
And forever you can check in
Yeah, you... can check in

Yeah, you, you reckon?

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