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Song Parodies -> "I Scored A Goal For China"

Original Song Title:

"I Took A Pill In Ibiza"

Original Performer:

Mike Posner

Parody Song Title:

"I Scored A Goal For China"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

China, Do IT!
I scored a goal for china
To show Messi I Scored more
And when I finally got the ball, felt 10 years older
But lame it, it was something to do
I'm living out in the VIP lounge
I drive a Mitribushi just to prove
I'm a real big scorer 'cause I made a manager cru
And I spend it on football kitsī˜«

But you don't wanna be rich like me
Never really knowing lame like me
You don't ever wanna step off that stadium and be all alone
You don't wanna ride the team bus like this
Never knowing who to trust like this
You don't wanna be stuck up on that stadium singing
Stuck up on that stadium singing
All I know are sad hells, sad hells.
Darling, All I know are sad hells, sad hells.

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