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Song Parodies -> "Gym Jordan"

Original Song Title:

"Good Morning"

Original Performer:

Meghan Trainor

Parody Song Title:

"Gym Jordan"

Parody Written by:

Ana Fana An' A Pair O' Parody Pals

The Lyrics

In where there are lockers
Smoochin' and much more graphic acts ensued
Watching it all was Gym Jordan
Though he was watching, he looked the other way

Did he know what he saw wasn't right?
Was he on Fallwell fire?
Gettin' off on eyein'?

Gym Jordan, Gym Jordan
Sat by with predators explorin'
Sexual assault he was subornin'

And how he's made up
Stories that are not true
Stories he's made up
Believed by his crew

Or maybe they just don't care
Because they would likely to the same thing too
They can't stand sunlight
To shine on all the evil that they do

But duplicity's a hallmark of the right
Of it they never tire
They're experts in lyin'

Gym Jordan, Gym Jordan
Sat by while predators horned in
Sexual assault he was subornin'

And how he's made up
More stories that aren't true
Whore is a slave-slut
To thing orange-hued

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