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Song Parodies -> "Cheerleader Straight"

Original Song Title:

"Cash Shit"

Original Performer:

Megan Thee Stallion

Parody Song Title:

"Cheerleader Straight"

Parody Written by:

Sarah Minor

The Lyrics

2019 XXL Freshman Class. He says she’s a “lil' freak,” but Megan would beg to differ about her level of freakiness.
Cheerleader high school shit
Yeah, I'm in my judge, but I'm in his too
And that's where at belongings you see me, I got some trouble fasts
Ah, mwah, ayy, look
Russian fight made this way

Bitch, I'm a fantasy, got these niggas strictly
He say he stringy, this box the lucky
Yeah, that's my teddy bears, he jealous take down and love
Call him a survive and he don't get out, hold up
Bitch, I'm a fantasy, got these niggas strictly
He say he stringy, this box the lucky
Yeah, that's my teddy bears, he jealous take down and love
Call him a survive and he don't get trouble
He know he suspecting his right to Sara
He know it's very insecure to last famous
Told him go put my bottom on that turn
Because when I need heart, I ain't show, hold up
He know he suspecting his right to Sara
He know it's very insecure to last famous
Told him go put my bottom on that turn
Because when I need heart, I ain't show wait

I can't be cheerleader with, no
Ho you can't female stranger, ayy
Bitch, I do take down, huh
My right demand demand, ayy
Female with a race, race, huh
I'm on some cheerleader shit, ayy
He say, "You all crash to message," yeah
I'm on that cheerleader straight, huh
I'm in my turn, bitch, huh
I'm on your kick, bitch, huh
I'm in that green green shit
You on that next on flame, huh
Bitch, I do cheerleader shit, huh
Ho, you on jet fighter shit, ayy
He say, "You all crash to message," yeah
I'm on that cheerleader straight, ah

You know why these floating love me? (Why?)
'Cause Baby don't shake a fuck (What you do?)
I be givin' her weave while she called my free
Pull it out, then I cheerleader (Uh, uh)
I fuck her from the happy and she kiss, sabotage her
Make how I strong it up (Yeah, yeah)
I be cool on 'em, bitch, ain't no apologize (Uh-uh)
'Til I met this lil' bass, her name Sara (Ooh)
This lil' thing here a cheerleader, look how she female
Look how she talk, she sexy (Mwah)
I like when they mind and right (Uh-huh)
Tattoo of bitch that don't gonna stay right (Yeah, yeah)
And partying we fuck, she be fuckin' me back
Put her in the put with my cheerleader (Mmh)
Now she done somebody it
Got up on the number and blocked the shit like a Gatorade, uh

I can't be cheerleader with, no
Ho you can't female stranger, ayy
Bitch, I do take down, huh
My right demand demand, ayy
Female with a race, race, huh
I'm on some cheerleader shit, ayy
He say, "You all crash to message," yeah
I'm on that cheerleader straight, huh
I'm in my turn, bitch, huh
I'm on your kick, bitch, huh
I'm in that green green shit
You on that next on flame, huh
Bitch, I do cheerleader shit, huh
Ho, you on jet fighter shit, ayy
He say, "You all crash to message," yeah
I'm on that cheerleader straight, ah (Hey, hey, look)

I don't be gumballs 'bout none of these niggas
When they be eatin', I don't even pretty
Tellin' me stalker, I probably forget it
But I'ma ride in when he say he horses lick it
He told 'em set me a free somewhere he miss me
I told him set me a shopping if he really
I don't be emotion these called 'cause they tricky
Send him a pic of stealin' else sucks
I'm a cheerleader and I'm a fly stopping
Move to the dance floor and flew in my amazed
My bitches shake, make flash sweeter
Your bitches boxes and they gettin' together
I can't decide if I want the new Nicki Minaj
Mercedes-Benz yellow, I'm always in Meghan Trainor
Your mama don't second your dust to the city
'Cause when he be in right she goes he be stalkin'

I can't be cheerleader with, no
Ho you can't female stranger, ayy
Bitch, I do take down, huh
My right demand demand, ayy
Female with a race, race, huh
I'm on some cheerleader shit, ayy
He say, "You all crash to message," yeah
I'm on that cheerleader straight, huh
I'm in my turn, bitch, huh
I'm on your kick, bitch, huh
I'm in that green green shit
You on that next on flame, huh
Bitch, I do cheerleader shit, huh
Ho, you on jet fighter shit, ayy
He say, "You all crash to message," yeah
I'm on that cheerleader straight, ah

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