-> "You Should Try Fondue"
Original Song Title:
"If I Can't Have You"
Parody Song Title:
"You Should Try Fondue"
Intro: To say it’s good would too simple, too general
It’s more like delicious, delectable
Something I was put on this earth to eat
Now I’m dipping with these rods and chewing all the edibles
And my tongue has an abundance of cheeses that I consume
Verse 1: I never tasted heaven ‘til I tried years ago
I never thought someone would ever dare make this combo
One taste and I screamed, “Jesus!”
It’s a plethora of cheeses
And I’ve never had a luxury like this
Chorus: You should try fondue! Please just try fondue!
It’s a bunch of cheeses melted into mix
I would be in anguish if I don’t get my fix
Let’s all have fondue! It’s yummy melted cheese!
Verse 2: Now I am not the same man whose tastes were not found
I would just go back eating melted cheeses in pounds
That dish is so delicious, its fallback is so vicious
Cuz I just burned the top of my mouth!
That cheese is so damn goudah, that my glands salivate
No, I won’t have a taste cuz my mouth has healed up great
Thank God for my backbone and the courage to deny
But somehow I break down and stuff my face with cheese on rye!
Chorus: Man I love fondue! Get me more fondue!
If fondue’s a river I’d dive into dairy
If it would say yes, fondue I would marry
Cuz I love fondue! And fondue’s lovin’ me!
I’m gonna live with glee
Bridge: Why did it take me so long to finally see
That we had a love hotter than melted cheese
You melt my heart but the price I pay for that
Is you burn my hands with the softest of touching, that’s bad
Hate and love fondue!
Verse 3: This course has reached its end!
I’ve flukily made a friend!
Don’t you take that pot away!
Cuz I want it back
And that was our first date!
I’ll stay fixed on my cheese life
Where it’s so thick, could slice with knives
I can taste the dairy in every bite
I swear you’ll be my wife
If I had only just fondue
Oh, it could always be us two
What I pick-
Wait, I feel sick!
Chorus: Please no more fondue! Get away fondue!
Now I’m sorry, what I ate, I think of it and scowl
My punishment is that fondue won’t leave my bowels
I need assistance quick!
I won’t let go!
I won’t be eating cheese tonight!
No more lactose!
Stomach’s in a fight!
I feel gross!
Chorus: Just don’t try fondue! Even touch fondue!
It is cheesy lava that blisters to the touch!
You get constipated for having way too much!
Steer clear of fondue! One bite can’t hurt, maybe
Too say it’s good would be too evil…
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