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Song Parodies -> "Batman vs President Trump"

Original Song Title:

"Epic Rap Battles of History"

Original Performer:

MC Music Choice

Parody Song Title:

"Batman vs President Trump"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Like MP, I too like ERBOH. I don't do well with rap, but wanted to try.
Epic Rap Battles of History!



President Trump!


Mr. Bad Hairdo
with an orange tan
You've made a fool of yourself
You call yourself a good man?
I'm the Dark Knight, ready to fight
Not an Alt.Righter
with a love of the Klan
Racist Motherf-cker
Who's gonna ruin this land
You're like a child with a temper,
a short attention span
Twitter fan, typing out sh-t with your "little" hands
You're all bad and mad, with your rabid fans
With your import clothes and exposed
Trump University scam
You're gonna get fired when your face I backhand
5th Avenue here I come
Where's my big Bat-O-Ram?!?

(POTUS Trump)
Who the hell you talking too
You bat-looking geek?
Narcissistic freak, living in a bat cave
instead of the Grand Master Suite
Your game is so weak, but
Here's a signal to you
Not in the shape of a bat,
My middle finger will do
It's fairly obvious that you need a good screw
Catwoman's a 8, but Robin's your B-tch and
the guy looks like a 2!!!

Your First Lady
is a Slovenian whore
Fake breasted snob plagiarist
Michelle Obama doesn't adore
I'm a Gentleman,
Alfred P. knows the score
I don't kiss and tell, Access Hollywood bored
But your a misogynist
Grab women by the p-ssy, sued by many
Everyday there are more
I'm just getting started
Your behavior can't be ignored
Gonna wax your top
And then mop up the floor!
White House needs cleaned,
let me show you the door!

(POTUS Trump)
This all coming from a spoiled little brat
who was afraid of bats
Joker killed your parents, boy
They're not coming back
So you play with toys and you dress
in all-black
I'll have you deported to Gitmo
where you'll never come back
Maybe waterboard you
Feed to ISIS as snack
I'm the Donald, the Red Devil,
I'm immune from attack
You can try to fight me, but
like your Batmobile, you will run out of gas!

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!


(Trump tells the Secret Service to shoot any Batplanes down)

Rap Battles of History!

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Pacing: 2.2
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 42

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 4   0
 5   11

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Michael Pacholek - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Not very good. A bit uneven. And Trump's lines didn't really sound like his speech patterns. Also, it wasn't the Joker that killed Thomas and Martha Wayne. (There -- and I kept politics out of it.)
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Yes, you are right MP. I didn't use the bulk of Trump's signature phrases and I was thinking of the 1989 Batman movie I guess. Joe Chill killed Wayne's parents. I confess that I prefer the Marvel universe more than DC...
John Lomain - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
DKTOS. This was definitely fair, impressive
Rob Arndt - November 28, 2016 - Report this comment
ERBOH are a series of rap battles between historical figures and fictional characters as well. In fact, since they are parodies themselves, the ones MP and I have done are original raps because of our choices of opponents. If you have Xfinity Music, ERBOH can be found with Bart Baker's parodies on Music Choice.
Nobody - October 21, 2020 - Report this comment
This is only complaint is that Trump didn't say "fake news" once.

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