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Song Parodies -> "He's A Queen"

Original Song Title:

"She's So Mean"

Original Performer:

Matchbox Twenty

Parody Song Title:

"He's A Queen"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

I kn-know your boyfriend, and he plays disco songs all the time
And drinks wine
And in his closet there's a thousand shoes
Well are you blind?
Or don't you mind?

That's he's a limp-wrist, shopping list, rainbow clothes guy, guy
Yeah he's a faux-fur, manicured, wears mantyhose guy, guy

He'll make him take you to the club, then he starts cruising for men
And now he's wearing leather tights with lots of sequins again
I know it's hard to hear and it might seem kind of weird
But has it ever dawned on you that you might just be his beard

Oh and yeah, you want him, but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)
Yeah, you want him but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)

You kn-kn-know that if you ask for a kiss, he'll say no
You better get your act together, 'cause he'll make you feel low, so low
Yeah girl, you better you better

'Cause he's a Spandex, Rolex, opera fiend guy, guy
Yeah he's a moonstone Francophone in purple jeans guy, guy

His favorite band's the Village People and he lithpth when he thpeakth
He's always wearing sweet perfume that's so intense that it reekth
When the baseball game is on he'd rather watch QVC
Oh and a fashion designer is what he'd like to be

Oh and yeah, you want him, but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)
Yeah, you want him but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)

Every now and then he does something that's just a little bit crazy
You catch him wearing all your clothes while he struts like a lady
Crazy

He always hangs around a lot at the ol' YMCA
Admires his body in the mirror for an hour a day
He waves his pinky in the air when he sips that green tea
He's got a purse he always carries, so you ought to agree

Oh that yeah, you want him, but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)
Yeah, you want him but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)

Oh and yeah, you want him, but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)
Yeah, you want him but he's a queen
(You'll never let him go, why won't you let him go?)

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