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Song Parodies -> "Arnold Schwarzenegger"
Original Song Title:
"Moves Like Jagger"
Original Performer:
Maroon 5 ft. Christina Aguilera
Parody Song Title:
"Arnold Schwarzenegger"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Oh yeah
Oh!
Crush you in his arms
Like you're a fly
Think jocks aren't too smart
But he is bright
Because he was Gov, This guy who we love
Bad guys he will shove
Played muscle bound roles
Terminator
"I'll be back" he groans
Imitators
Try to speak like him
His accent is thick
That mad Austrian
And he sounds like this...
"Now's the time to GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!"
"Don't you know that IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
He can play Detective John Kimble
"Kindergarten Cop" acting simple
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
He trimmed off all lard
Lifting those weights... To be a film star
And to score dates
Now he's Mr. Freeze
That huge gun he'll squeeze
"COOL PARTY" he'll tease
Oh
Some flicks are bizarre
Not too pleasant
He's got a huge gut
Is he pregnant?!
It sealed my fears
"Junior" is a smear
I'll just have to jeer (So bad! Bad!)
But some films beat this...
"Last Action Hero"
"Total Recall"
"Jingle All The Way"
"Expendables"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
Mr. Universe can bench-press you (Oh yeah)
Might be on steroids that is the truth
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
In "Commando" has dead bodies pile
Guns will blow, Rocket launchers ignite
He doesn't have a weakness
Eats Green Berets for breakfast
Chopping those guys to pieces
He acts so stern
With that sword he'll slice
That blood flows, Ewwww, Conan's not too nice
Barbarian frustration
Hear women's lamentations
And spread some aggravation (Ay! Ay! Ay! Ayyyyyy!!!!)
And he sounds like this....
"What killed Dinosaurs? IT'S THE ICE AGE!!!"
"Don't touch my cookies! IT'S TURBO TIME!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
(Oh, Yeah)
"You're a farmer? Then here's some Acres!"
"Chill Out, Dickwad. Hasta La Vista"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
Oh!
Crush you in his arms
Like you're a fly
Think jocks aren't too smart
But he is bright
Because he was Gov, This guy who we love
Bad guys he will shove
Played muscle bound roles
Terminator
"I'll be back" he groans
Imitators
Try to speak like him
His accent is thick
That mad Austrian
And he sounds like this...
"Now's the time to GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!"
"Don't you know that IT'S NOT A TUMOR!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
He can play Detective John Kimble
"Kindergarten Cop" acting simple
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
He trimmed off all lard
Lifting those weights... To be a film star
And to score dates
Now he's Mr. Freeze
That huge gun he'll squeeze
"COOL PARTY" he'll tease
Oh
Some flicks are bizarre
Not too pleasant
He's got a huge gut
Is he pregnant?!
It sealed my fears
"Junior" is a smear
I'll just have to jeer (So bad! Bad!)
But some films beat this...
"Last Action Hero"
"Total Recall"
"Jingle All The Way"
"Expendables"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
Mr. Universe can bench-press you (Oh yeah)
Might be on steroids that is the truth
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
In "Commando" has dead bodies pile
Guns will blow, Rocket launchers ignite
He doesn't have a weakness
Eats Green Berets for breakfast
Chopping those guys to pieces
He acts so stern
With that sword he'll slice
That blood flows, Ewwww, Conan's not too nice
Barbarian frustration
Hear women's lamentations
And spread some aggravation (Ay! Ay! Ay! Ayyyyyy!!!!)
And he sounds like this....
"What killed Dinosaurs? IT'S THE ICE AGE!!!"
"Don't touch my cookies! IT'S TURBO TIME!!!"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
(Oh, Yeah)
"You're a farmer? Then here's some Acres!"
"Chill Out, Dickwad. Hasta La Vista"
Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwarzenegger
He's Arnold Schwar-war-war-war-war-war-warzenegger
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Ahh-nold! 555! Loved the movies you listed, but ever since "The Last Stand" Arnie is looking old and worn out. His last zombie flick was horrible and went straight to cable. I look forward to "Terminator Genysis" and his new "Conan" movie though...
I'll Be Back! ...gonna go grab some cheetos... 5's
Nice, this would be a fun song to put together clips for a youtube video
(Artistry) Fantastic tribute to a fantastic man, even if you didn't reference the one Schwarzenegger film I've actually seen (which would be Twins...I haven't seen a lot of films). 555 one-liners!
Plenty of action to go around.
T-Cop, I never actually saw Twins before. I'll have to check that one out.
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