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Song Parodies -> "Drunken Swagger"

Original Song Title:

"Moves Like Jagger"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5 feat Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"Drunken Swagger"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Here's a little example of why you should never get drunk on a night out, or any night fot that matter. As this poor sod in my parody will find out. I included a bit of wisdom in this song I feel.
Oh, yeah
Oh

I’m now behind bars
Doesn’t feel right
Complex body part
Keep it zipped tight
They took me away and that ain’t ok
From now I’ll behave

I looked in my soul
It was wasted
I couldn’t say no
I’m a p**s head
Its takeover bid
My morals they slid
I’m going to quit
How I got like this

Big slip of the tongue
As I told you
Fight me when I’m drunk
Cos I’ll show you

All the drunken swagger
I’ve got the drunken swagger
I’ve got the drunken swagger

I don’t need to try to steamroll you
When I get so drunk I feel I rule

With the drunken swagger
When I’m all tanked on liquor
I’ve got the drunken swagger

My Girlfriend hits hard
With her big right
Security Guard, that’s her job right
So what did she see?
That made her hit me
My mouth was the key

(Oh!) I wouldn’t shut up
That was the hint
I took it too far
So she let rip
The policemen did hear
But I didn’t fear
It got worse from here
And it went like this

Took him by his trunk
As I showed you
He fell to the ground
And I did too

With the Drunken Swagger
I tackled a policeman
I used my drunken swagger

Yes I went to try and head-butt you
Only cos’ I lost my point of view

With my drunken swagger
I am like a scared badger
I’ve got the drunken swagger

You want to know your artistic style
No control, you’re locked up for the night
You’ve got a stomach upset
Well you know that’s tough s**t
Nobody forced you to this

You crashed and burned
Memory device
Never learns, bye baby, its goodnight
But if I say my regret
It didn’t have to be this
You’re a hit and a miss

I was a dumb s**t

Big slip of my tongue
As I told you
Getting plenty drunk
No good for you

All the drunken swagger
I’ve got the drunken swagger
I’ve got the drunken swagger

I don't need to try to console you
Told to many times you’re a damn fool

With the drunken swagger
you look just like Mick Jagger
Don’t use the drunken swagger

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Mack Jigger - November 04, 2011 - Report this comment
a good remix of lyrics 5's

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