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Song Parodies -> "Mordor"

Original Song Title:

"Payphone"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Mordor"

Parody Written by:

E. S. Blofeld

The Lyrics

Lord of the Rings has left a massive impact on the fantasy-adventure genre the same way Star Wars has for sci-fi. Therefore let’s honor the tale that started it all
Going to Mordor
Hellish and forlorn
Trekking all day to reach Mount Doom
Went from the Shire
To ash and fire
Land where the Dark Lord’s armies loom

Yeah, when Gandalf gave me the One Ring
To keep it secret and safe
I set out questing with Samwise
Pursued by undead Ringwraiths

To Rivendell we would make it
With Aragorn as our guide
But soon the Riders attacked us
And there was nowhere to hide

Stabbed with a sharp blade
By chance I was saved
And healed by Arwen
Now Gandalf is back
Our plan is on track
The Fellowship forged
To see the Ring’s end

Going to Mordor
Hellish and forlorn
Trekking all day to reach Mount Doom
Went from the Shire
To ash and fire
Land where the Dark Lord’s armies loom
I never thought that I’d be part of this
Orcs and wizards are no longer myths
We will stop the evil plans amiss
Make our way into Sauron’s fortress

Oh, we’re headed back into darkness
Thru’ Moria’s mines we’ll stroll
I grabbed my sword from a harness
To fight the Orcs and a troll

We ran and hoped we would be fine
And we would make it outdoors
I quickly learned I was wrong
When we heard a loud evil roar

Balrog at the bridge
Fire under the ridge
Yet Gandalf was brave
He stood strong and fast
“Yes, you shall not pass!”
Last words: “Fly you fools!”
Our lives he did save

Going to Mordor
Hellish and forlorn
Trekking all day to reach Mount Doom
Went from the Shire
To ash and fire
Land where the Dark Lord’s armies loom
I never thought that I’d be part of this
Elves and wizards are no longer myths
We will stop the evil plans amiss
Make our way into Sauron’s fortress
I’m going to Mordor

Saruman’s Uruk-Hai
Attack us causing Boromir to die
The Fellowship is split but Sam, my friend,
Will help me bring about that Great Ring’s end

Going to Mordor
Hellish and forlorn
Trekking all day to reach Mount Doom
Went from the Shire
To ash and fire
Land where the Dark Lord’s armies loom
I never thought that I’d be part of this
Orcs and wizards are no longer myths
We will stop the evil plans amiss
Make our way into Sauron’s fortress
I’m going to Mordor

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