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Song Parodies -> "Paid For"

Original Song Title:

"Payphone"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Paid For"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."
My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.

That's right.
You act like you don't remember
the way that I used to be
before I read in the scripture
that Jesus Christ died for me.

You sin but He can erase it
if you believe on Him now.
Or else your whole life is wasted.
All unbelievers go down.

I sinned every night.
God turned on the light.
I was filled with fright
with hell in my sight,
then trusted His blood
so I'll be with Jesus in paradise.

My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.

Cuz "Happy Ever After" does exist
and these false religions won't be missed.
All those catholic priests are full of it.
Smash that Mary statue with a brick.

Oh,
There's only one door to go through.
So you can get saved today.
I gave you tracts that would show you,
but you just threw them away.

You can't expect works to save you.
You won't go up being proud.
Just read the Bible I gave you.
All unbelievers go down.

I sinned every night.
God turned on the light.
I was filled with fright
with hell in my sight,
then trusted His blood
so I'll be with Jesus in paradise.

My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.

Cuz "Happy Ever After" does exist
and your worldy pleasures won't be missed.
No more lying televangelists.
One more sappy sermon, I'll be sick.
All my sins are paid for.

Ooh, yeah, yeah,
Lord Jesus saved my soul.
In my heart Jesus filled a God-shaped hole.
He washed my sins away with blood so pure.
You have a sin disease and He's the cure!

My sins are paid for. How could I ask more?
Lord Jesus' blood was shed for me.
All of my sins gone. He took them all on.
Eternal life He gave for free.

Cuz "Happy Ever After" does exist
and your earthly treasures won't be missed.
All your messed up doctrine can be fixed.
Don't believe the cults and heretics.
All my sins are paid for.
Have you committed "Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness, Idolatry, witchcraft... Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like..." (Galatians 5:19-21)? Exodus 20:7-16 "Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain...Thou shalt not commit adultery. [Matthew 5:28 "...whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."] Thou shalt not steal. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour..." Proverbs 6:16-17 "These...doth the LORD hate... A proud look, a lying tongue..." Proverbs 21:4 "...a proud heart...is sin." 1 John 5:17a "All unrighteousness is sin..." 1 John 1:8a "If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves..." Romans 3:23a "For all have sinned..." Luke 16:22-24 "...the rich man...died...And in hell...he cried and said...I am tormented in this flame." Romans 6:23a "For the wages of sin is death..." Revelation 20:14b "...the lake of fire...is the second death." No amount of good deeds can make up for the bad things we've done. Isaiah 64:6a "...we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags..." You can never be good enough to get to heaven. Psalm 39:5b "...every man at his best state is altogether vanity..." But the Lord Jesus never sinned. 1 Peter 2:21-22 "...Christ...did no sin..." John 1:1 "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God." 1 John 5:7 "For there are three that bear record in heaven, the Father, the Word, and the Holy Ghost: and these three are one." John 1:14 "...the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us..." 1 John 3:5b "...he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin." 1 Peter 3:18a "...Christ...suffered for sins, the just for the unjust..." 1 John 3:16a "Hereby perceive we the love of God, because he laid down his life for us..." Romans 1:16b "...the gospel of Christ...is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth..." 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 "...I declare unto you the gospel...that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day..." Ephesians 1:5-7 "...Jesus Christ...In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace..." Ephesians 2:8-9 "For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God: Not of works, lest any man should boast." Romans 10:8-9 "...the word of faith...That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved." ASK THE LORD JESUS CHRIST TO SAVE YOU NOW! Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." In John 10:28, Jesus promised, "I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand." Questions? www.biblebelievers.com/churches

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