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Song Parodies -> "Nails Like Daggers"

Original Song Title:

"Moves Like Jagger"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5

Parody Song Title:

"Nails Like Daggers"

Parody Written by:

DJ Gill

The Lyrics

Worldwide release of the first single - "Nails Like Daggers" - from the new album - It is a parody of the great song by Maroon 5 "Moves Like Jagger". If Fox News Plays my parody - I guess it's okay, but I won't like it.
Drive by in your car
But i won't bite
Make comments bizaar
then you click like
I take 'em away, It's not okay,
Can you please behave

You wanted to know,
So we dated,
Now I have to go,
Saw you naked
Now I need a cig,
cuz I'm gonna wig,
holy fucking shhhhhhh
Now a Parody twist---ah


Take me home I don't
wanna know you
How'd you pack that junk
into those shoes

You got toenails like daggers
you got toenails like daggers
you got toenails like daggers


I don't need this song to cajole you,
Can you shred these papers from '02

with those nails like daggers
why those nails like daggers
clip those nails like daggers


Baby it's hard
When you're tappin
linolium floor
Hear you rappin
And when you're with me
My legs start to bleed
Neosporin in need!!!


Podiatrists are,
In the phonebook
Your toes are not far
from crochet hooks
It's hard to ignore,
they click on the floor
like a dinosaur
How'd i get into this - ah -

Take me home I don't
wanna know you
How'd you squeeze that junk
into those shoes

You got toenails like daggers
you got toenails like daggers
you got toenails like daggers


I don't need this song to cajole you,
Can you shred these papers from '02

with those nails like daggers
why those nails like daggers
clip those nails like daggers

I wanna know, how to get in your ride,
It's gettin old, why u put up this fight
And if i show my secret
YOu're gonna have to clean 'em
Nobody else can reach 'em

So wash and learn,
Oh yeah do it twice,
All my toes, ooh baby, feels so nice
no it's not creepy
you're bein silly
Check out my family

Now listen to this - ah

Take me home I don't
wanna know you
How'd you wedge that junk
into those shoes

You got toenails like daggers
you got toenails like daggers
you got toenails like daggers


I don't need this song to cajole you,
Can you shred these papers from '02

with those nails like daggers
why those nails like daggers
clip those nails like daggers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amQUudUVT-g

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