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Song Parodies -> "2 Broke Girls"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Funk"

Original Performer:

Mark Ronson

Parody Song Title:

"2 Broke Girls"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This sitcom is not about
Two rich men that are flipping out
This one's about poor girls
I mean, bad girls with some good taste
I can't stand that blonde with a C-name
Which I don't like, doesn't rhyme with Mike, that babe I frankly complain

I'm too old (old man)
To hear any of The Wiggles' songs
I'm too old (old man)
To be seeing Disney Channel blondes
I'm too old (old man)
To see a pink-skinned girl named Prairie Dawn
I'm too old (old man)
Am I still watching Phineas (and Ferb)

Dramas I like to share (Ooh!)
Certain shows I can't despair (Ooh!)
Been a fan of Gummi Bears (Ooh!)
But 2 Broke Girls will get you nowhere
(But 2 Broke Girls will get you nowhere)
But 2 Broke Girls will get you nowhere
Not when I'm 'round, that show is flop
Just believe me, don't watch
No way!
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
What the hey? No!

Drop... the remote
When I sing "I started a joke"
(27 times a day)
Heck yeah, it's Friday
Watch some Cartoon Network with plenty of CBS
And don't forget Antiques Roadshow, which airs on PBS

I'm too dumb (dumb guy)
Still can't get 'nuff of Pinkie Pie
I'm too dumb (dumb guy)
To see each incarnation of CSI
I'm too dumb (dumb guy)
Tru TV is not my slice of life
I'm too dumb (dumb guy)
To tune in to Univision (which is Spanish)

Downton Abbey good for ya (Ooh!)
30 Rock surely do ya (Ooh!)
Ice hockey worth boo-yah (Ooh!)
But 2 Broke Girls gon' startlin' you
(But 2 Broke Girls gon' startlin' you)
But 2 Broke Girls gon' startlin' you
My IQ got drained a notch
Just believe me, don't watch
Aw, man!
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
I can't stand it!

Before we leave, let me tell ya something
2 Broke Girls just suck, 2 Broke Girls just suck
2 Broke Girls just suck, 2 Broke Girls just suck
I said 2 Broke Girls just suck, 2 Broke Girls just suck
2 Broke Girls just suck, 2 Broke Girls just suck
That show's too lament
Worse than Ghostbusters' Raymond
It's definitely designin'
For people who hate Neil Diamond, come on
I was blaming
It's worse than Matt Groening
That sitcom's neither cool or hot
Just believe me, don't watch
Hell no!
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Just believe me, don't watch
Change the channel

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1 Semi-Broke Guy - March 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Most of the people aren't watching 2 Broke Girls. It's that the people that keep watching, the CBS executives, keep renewing the series.

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