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Song Parodies -> "Thanksgiving Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Funk"

Original Performer:

Mark Ronson

Parody Song Title:

"Thanksgiving Pizza"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This year's Thanksgiving
Parades are still living
Lions football players
Them players, aim for their glory
One thing, ordering
Something different than turkey
We've hardly planned this day in advance
No time to cook the birdy

I'm hungry (eat something)
Forget seafood and salads, man
I'm hungry (eat something)
Will I lose my lunch and stand a chance?
I'm hungry (eat something)
Our energy's way out of hand
I'm hungry (eat something)
Call the pizza delivery guy (break it down)

Turkey bits, hallelujah (Yum!)
Plenty stuffing, hallelujah (Yum!)
Cranberry sauce, hallelujah (Yum!)
'cause Thanksgiving Pizza comin' to you
'cause Thanksgiving Pizza comin' to you
'cause Thanksgiving Pizza comin' to you
Turkey day is in the spot
Don't believe it, just eat
Chow down!
Don't believe it, just eat (repeat 5x)
Hey hey hey oh

Stop, wait a sec
Get some sodas, what the heck
Put crappy dessert away
Now guess who the hey
Rang the doorbell, so I'll answer the front door
The pizza delivery man's got what we're asking for

I'm hungry (let's eat)
No bacon or pepperoni
I'm hungry (let's eat)
No olives, ham, or anchovies
I'm hungry (let's eat)
I don't want any kind of gravy
I'm hungry (let's eat)
Am I bad for my glutton? (break it down)

Turkey bits, hallelujah
Plenty stuffing, hallelujah
Cranberry sauce, hallelujah
'cause Thanksgiving Pizza comin' to you
'cause Thanksgiving Pizza comin' to you
'cause Thanksgiving Pizza comin' to you
Turkey day is in the spot
Don't believe it, just eat
Chow down!
Don't believe it, just eat (repeat 5x)
Hey hey hey oh

Before we leave, let me tell ya something
Thanksgiving pizza, Thanksgiving pizza
Thanksgiving pizza, Thanksgiving pizza
Thanksgiving pizza, Thanksgiving pizza
Thanksgiving pizza, Thanksgiving pizza
Eat this pizza
This ain't chicken marsala
This ain't homemade lasagna
Or angel hair pasta, come on
Eat this pizza
Have it with some Coca-Cola

Yes, Turkey day is in the spot
Don't believe it, just eat
Chow down!
Don't believe it, just eat (repeat 5x)
Hey hey hey oh

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Rob Arndt - November 30, 2015 - Report this comment
I wonder if this is on Domino's endless pizza menu? Do they do turkey? 555 bites!

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