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Song Parodies -> "Klymaxx Rock"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Funk"

Original Performer:

Mark Ronson

Parody Song Title:

"Klymaxx Rock"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This hit, screw Lou Rawls
Let's all make the men all pause
This one for all the girls
Who do more than just having fun
Playin', hearin', nothin' but the 80s
Got Shalamar and Dynasty, not filth hounds of Hades

I'm too hype (hype what)
Scorpions sound too intense
I'm too hype (hype what)
Drop Dragonball Z, 90s friends
I'm too hype (hype what)
I'd still say yes just right then
I'm too hype (hype what)
Am I bad 'bout this music (break it down)

Love coming in man size (whoo)
Love coming in man size (whoo)
Love coming in man size (whoo)
'Cause Klymaxx rock gon' give it to you
'Cause Klymaxx rock gon' give it to you
'Cause Klymaxx rock gon' give it to you
Got a meeting in the ladies room
I miss you and me (come on)
I miss you and me
I miss you and me, I miss you and me, I miss you and me, I miss you and me
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Stop, wait a minute
Raise your glass with no champ in it
Hair of mud, flesh and blood
Julian, listen bud
Straight from L.A., not San Fran, or uptown Detroit
Don't flip off, let's flip out, smooth as an MJ fanboy

I'm too hype (hype what)
I've never had amnesia
I'm too hype (hype what)
Drop One Direction, get Asia
I'm too hype (hype what)
Lie to me like Anastacia
I'm too hype (hype what)
Am I bad 'bout this music (break it down)

Love coming in man size (whoo)
Love coming in man size (whoo)
Love coming in man size (whoo)
'Cause Klymaxx rock gon' give it to you
'Cause Klymaxx rock gon' give it to you
'Cause Klymaxx rock gon' give it to you
I have a meeting in the ladies room
I miss you and me (come on)
I miss you and me
I miss you and me, I miss you and me, I miss you and me, I miss you and me
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Before we leave
Let me tell y'all a lil' something
Klymaxx rock you out, Klymaxx rock you out
Klymaxx rock you out, Klymaxx rock you out uh
I said Klymaxx rock you out, Klymaxx rock you out
Klymaxx rock you out, Klymaxx rock you out

Come on, dance, don't fear it
To sexy, know the lyrics
If you freaky, you're epic
No bones about it, come show me

Come on, dance, don't fear it
To good love, know the lyrics
Well I got a meeting in the ladies room
I miss you and me come on!
I miss you and me
I miss you and me, I miss you and me, I miss you and me, I miss you and me
Hey, hey, hey, oh

Klymaxx rock you out, Klymaxx rock you out (say what?)
Klymaxx rock you out, Klymaxx rock you out
Klymaxx rock you out, Klymaxx rock you out (say what?)
Klymaxx rock you out

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