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Song Parodies -> "Gross as Me"

Original Song Title:

"Groceries"

Original Performer:

Mallrat

Parody Song Title:

"Gross as Me"

Parody Written by:

I'm Da Bomb

The Lyrics

I love this song, and after I realized there were no songs like Groceries on this site, I decided to do a parody of it about that one immature kid who thinks he's so funny...
Not sorry 'bout my smelly farts
I'm just too good at passing gas
My butt is just a work of art
So I had to write a song about it

I fart, and I poop, and you're mad at that
I fart, and I poop, you don't like my jokes like that
I fart, and I poop, and you're mad at that
I fart, and I poop, you don't like my jokes like that but

You just wanna be gross as me
I fart, you don't want to be close to me
If I gave you some, gave you some, gave you some time
Bet you could make jokes about pee

And if you want to be gross as me
I fart, you don't want to be close to me
Just give it some, give it some, give it some time
You'll be making jokes about pee

You wish you could let your toots pass
When I say these things, I get laughs
They laugh, it's true,get laughs anew
From everybody except you
I pee and poo, it makes you blue, yeah

I fart, and I poop, and you're mad at that
I fart, and I poop, you don't like my jokes like that
I fart, and I poop, and you're mad at that
I fart, and I poop, you don't like my jokes like that but

You just wanna be gross as me
I fart, you don't want to be close to me
If I gave you some, gave you some, gave you some time
Bet you could make jokes about pee

And if you want to be gross as me
I fart, you don't want to be close to me
Just give it some, give it some, give it some time
You'll be making jokes about pee

This smells, you're puking
Too hilarious to shut me (up)
I'm free, stupidly, if you'd ever laugh at me
And no one I know, can keep a straight face when I joke
Except ya, but you're an enemy, of Mr. Funny

This smells, you're puking
Too hilarious to shut me (up)
I'm free, moronically, if you'd ever laugh at me
And no one I know can keep a straight face when I joke
Embracing idiocy, 'cause I'm Mr.Funny

You just wanna be gross as me
I fart, you don't want to be close to me
If I gave you some, gave you some, gave you some time
Bet you could make jokes about pee

And if you want to be gross as me
I fart, you don't want to be close to me
Just give it some, give it some, give it some time
You'll be making jokes about pee
And that's Gross As Me! I encourage you to check out the real song, Groceries by Mallrat, because it's amazing.

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