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Song Parodies -> "Whiskey Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin’ Boots"

Original Performer:

Luke Bryan

Parody Song Title:

"Whiskey Sucks"

Parody Written by:

theshatteredaurora

The Lyrics

This gassed needs a bandwagon
These rocks need a big mouth runnin'
This playlist cans three songs to play
To get me away things that shine
That throw rocks to colder up
That quarterback needs to holes in mine
Sunday nights while I'm down
What Sunday nights while I'm down
That's my boy

Yeah, stokin' this fire and got needs shot
Then again, keep it comin' like you to kiss me
"Wanting This Run" needs Nitty Gritty
Under that doubt me now
Sweet buildin' that chip up on my shoulder
Small town nights need sittin' here runnin'
Hop like brawl, laughin' out comin'
Sucks need whiskey, whiskey sucks
Whiskey sucks, me and you, oh

Late nights that we been through
Sweet tea need a-slingin'
That highs outweigh rights some me on you
And you on me sucks
Broke open need to be laughing
Honeysuckle boxes need to be maybe
Best songs need a call not tonight
And beer drinker need I want you so hurt

Yeah, stokin' this fire and got needs shot
Then again, keep it comin' like you to kiss me
"Wanting This Run" needs Nitty Gritty
Under that doubt me now
Sweet buildin' that chip up on my shoulder
Small town nights need sittin' here runnin'
Hop like brawl, laughin' out comin'
Sucks need whiskey, whiskey sucks
Whiskey sucks, me and you, oh

Trouble need gassed
Boxes need buildin'
Horrible need movin'
Sucks need whiskey

Yeah, stokin' this fire and got needs shot
Then again, keep it comin' like you to kiss me
"Wanting This Run" needs Nitty Gritty
Under that doubt me now
Sweet buildin' that chip up on my shoulder
Small town nights need sittin' here runnin'
Hop like brawl, laughin' out comin'
Sucks need whiskey, whiskey sucks
Mmm, whiskey sucks, me and you, oh
Whiskey sucks

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