Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "A Life Of A Football Player"

Original Song Title:

"7 Years"

Original Performer:

Lukas Graham

Parody Song Title:

"A Life Of A Football Player"

Parody Written by:

Parody

The Lyrics

The life of a football player is tough....
Once I was 7 years old
The manager told me
Go score yourself some goals or you'll be lonely,
Once I was 7 years old

It was a big, big world but we thought we were bigger
Pushing each other to the limits, we were learning quicker
By 11 winning matches and playing good for messi
Never rich so we were out to make that steady pass

Once I was 11 years old, my daddy told me,
Go get yourself a referee or you'll be lonely
Once I was 11 years old

I always had that dream, like my daddy before me
So I started scoring goals, I started making misses
Something about that glory, just always seemed to bore me
'cus only those I really the cup will be the FA cup

Once I was 20 years old, my winning was told
Before the morning sun, when life was lonely
Once I was 20 years old

I only see my goals, I don't believe in failure,
'cus I know the elite players, they can make it major,
I got my team with me, at least those in favour
And if we don't meet before I leave, I hope I'll see you later

Once I was 20 years old, the ref got told
I was scoring about everything I saw before me
Once I was 20 years old

Soon we'll be 30 years old, our goals have been sold
We've made it around the world and we're still roaming
Soon we'll be 30 years old

I'm still learning about life
My woman brought children for me
So I can make them loads of goals
And I can tell them stories
Most of my team are with me
Some are still out seeking glory
And some I had to leave behind
My brother, I'm still sorry

Soon I'll be 60 years old
My daddy got 61
Remember life and then your life becomes a better one
I made a man so happy when I scored a goal once
I hope my children come and visit once or twice a month.

Soon I'll be 60 years old
Will I think the world is cold,
or will I have a lot of team players who can warm me
Soon I'll be 60 years old,

Soon I'll be 60 years old
Will I think the world is cold,
or will I have a lot of team players who can warm me
Soon I'll be 60 years old,


Once I was 7 years old, the ref told me
You're fired from football because you lost an entire game
Once I was 7 years old,

Once I was 7 years old.


Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.8
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   1
 1
 1
 
 3   2
 2
 2
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Parody author did not authorize comments for this parody.


Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/lukasgraham0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 448