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Song Parodies -> "Despacito (Misheard Lyrics)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee

Parody Song Title:

"Despacito (Misheard Lyrics)"

Parody Written by:

Jaykob Walson

The Lyrics

OK, so I'm gonna try hearing the song and making the lyrics super odd. Note that I am doing the original without Justin Bieber.
D'you want?
Hold up, hold up!
Hell yeah!
(Die d-d-d-die, die die daddy!)

See, Savage, he charges room
rattling gold daughter!
Tango go by latin Tigger Roy! (Tigger Roy!)
De wine!
Bee! Key to Miranda
just standing. Yeah, rad dummy!
Waste can make a minnow kill your boy!

Oh, two tryina selling many tools,
saw and metal.
Maple can syrup can too fire
Mongol's plan.
So long cup shall see
literal push hole!

Oh yeah,
Yuck! Yummy can sandal
mauling Norman!
Those are my sold deal
my big, dumb man!
A sticker tomato sinks
into the boot hole!

Yes, pass it on!
Federal barretts, they all get to
trespass it! Oh,
they gagged and they got a
son: Salivito!
Parking can get poor on the stadium,
mah flamingo!
(Cluck, cluck!)

This pass, it owns!
Carries hotel there to
trespass it! Oh,
Feeling less parented?
So then love my hint: oh,
yes sir, it will put her
to mine a skittle!
(Do it, do it, do it,
do it, do it!)

Can't get in the artic,
pay your kerosene to read more!
Hey, Ellen is drinking Vodka!
It's too darn red for your meatloaf!
(Can I read now, can I read now baby?)

Internet 10 just sucks, dude,
so does the pulling door! (Oh, oh!)
What's the pro cartoons?
Great, those! (Whoa!)
You can play this
trumpet year long!

(De wall)
Centipede, do the zombie domino!
Lucy, get up and slam door!
The butt, a pretty tumblah!
Mommy, then get me Domino!
Bye, Telly, to Coruscant to meet
the silly-BAM! BAM!
Some man is away? What he
can't do me candy-BAM! BAM!

Libby, partly my book, a part
komodo! Sandy!
Kill her, kill her, kill her with
an annoying dealed candy!
You won't get pizza,
you little dumb Tiara yard length!
Epic summer lental derp
is a long head!

Pass is on, pass it on!
Swerving, swerving sister!
Bottom of the canyon,
Poe kitten, Poe kitten!
What a sumi wrestler!
Comic Sally, dress up!
Look at here, Malaysia!
Comb Ali Teresa!

Pants it, oh! Pants it, oh!
Swagger, swagger sister!
Roman in the canyon,
puck it hard, puck it hard!
Lickers are all whistlin'!
Hmm,,,probably all western!
Pear up, mobile tan kitten Cola Pacer!
Oh, yeah!

Desk can see toes!
Killer bears, they all get to pair up
and to trespass it, oh!
They gag and they all
sell salon egos!
Paraglide with katanas,
that's for me, though!

Desk pass it, LOL!
Kid Allah's blew artist!
There, can't trespass it, no!
Feeling ballet staple can't you
love a hint, LOL!
Yes sir, it is poor to mine oil
on the screen, though!
(Zooming, zooming, zooming,
zooming, zooming!)

Get out of Bernando,
pay your kerosene for limos!
And Ellen says says riding orcas!
It's soup and a burrito!
(Can I read more, can I read more, baby?)

Internet's my song,
Too soon to step, read more!
What's the pro cartoons?
Cream those! (Yeah!)
You can play this trumpet
year long!

This pan heats up,
farmer's silo Noon's
flying to Puerto Rico!
Ask it get lesson: denied!
Bend needles!
Barraki message size lego

Fancy, oh, fancy, oh!
So have a, so have a
seat, oh!
Bottom of the planet:
Poe key? No! Poe key? No!
Can Ellen say, "Yes!" riding Orcas?
Slugs are my favorite, though!
(Can I read more, can I read more, baby?)

Pants it, oh, pants it, oh!
So have a, so have a
seat? No!
Bottom of the canyon:
Poe key? No! Poe key? No!
When those parkers'
scream, "No!"
You can make trumpeting yell:

"Just pass it on!"
Please, I worked a bit hard on this and this may not be funny to you if you have no sense of humor, but I tried to work myself to the best. Some of the lyrics is true, BTW.

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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FC Macbeth - September 06, 2017 - Report this comment
'Look at here, Malaysia!' Well, I'm Malaysian (East Malaysia, btw) so I'm damn suprised. 5/5/5 on that rating.

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