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Song Parodies -> "So Gold"

Original Song Title:

"How Low"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"So Gold"

Parody Written by:

The P.A.K

The Lyrics

Such a hard song to parody... rap is like a confusing poem and I had a tough time changing it. Anyways, hope you like it!
I will paint you gold (x8)

(Squeaky Voice)
I will paint you gold (x8)

(Luda) [Verse 1]
It can get golder than I ever really thought it could
Paint down, Paint up
The top of the paint brush dripping so it gleams
C’mon hold the brush up
I like it when I double coat it
Bolder than I ever seen it done before
A lot of people drip it on the ground
But, I will paint you gold
Golder than your eyes have ever seen it in their lifetime
Never would of imagined it
Not even in your right mind
Practice in front of that mirror
Make sure you don’t get it on the hard floor
Mad ’cause I spilled it on you
Just give me one more chance (OOOH)
This gold ain’t close to yellow
So I’m a paint you up with the gold number 2
But if you complain to me then
I might show you a new shade or two
Yeah I think you a superstar
With a shade like that you gotta know
Before you make it big there's just one thing left before I go

(Squeaky Voice)
I will paint you gold (x8)
Please go so gold, (so gold) golder than you showed,
So gold,(so gold) golder than you showed,
So gold,(so gold) golder than you showed,
So gold,(so gold) golder than you showed,
So gold,(so gold) golder than you showed.

(Luda) [Verse 2]
I be like dip that shut that trap
Oh where my beret at? Gotta get the phone!
How many coats does it take till I get you to shimmer
And let a real artist take you home
I can’t make this glow pop
As soon as you fear this flow stops
From T-E-M-P-E-R-A brush all the way, NEVER drop
Put the bristle on the record
And I make her get golder than a young honey bee
And if she really get gold,
Then Imma shoot a video and put it all on TV
‘Cause I like the shade vanilla and the caramel
But, when it comes to chocolate
I know that very well
“Good. Better. Behr.” it’s just discrimination
I hate how brands seem to cheat us
Don’t wanna waste them “Good. Better. Behr.” paint cans
Not “Premium plus” like the label says
But I think you a superstar
With a shade like that you gotta know
Before you make it big there's just one thing left before I go


(Luda) [Verse 3]
Glob it, fix it, pop it, crisp it
Don't stop (drip it drip it)
Put it in reverse just to fix it up
Let me put some yellow in it
You are what I’m working with
I'll show you some of these paint rolls
Yeah you a superstar
There’s just one thing left before I go

My inspiration came from when my father and I were in the car and this song played; when the squeaky voice said "How low can you go?" it sounded like"I will paint you gold." Anyways, email me at Thanks, love you all! Please comment below!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Phil Nelson - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Painting 5's
The P.A.K's official song writer - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks much! Glad you liked it!
Christie Marie M - March 09, 2010 - Report this comment
"I Will Paint You Gold" to "How Low Can You Go" = a misheard lyric/line of a song! I really enjoyed this lots! A really funny song, and you made it more funnier by spoofing it. Now I can't even stop laughing! Not to mention excellent work on a hard OS! That's why I don't parody rap music due to fast talking. You're good! Like Phil, also painting 555 coats of gold with this one!
The P.A.K's offical song writer - March 10, 2010 - Report this comment
That is my favorite line! I think one good thing that comes out of making a parody is that when you are in your car listening to the radio and one of the songs you've parodied comes on, you can sing along with your lyrics! Anyways, thanks for commenting!

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