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Song Parodies -> "Kill Myself"

Original Song Title:

"Bless Myself"

Original Performer:

Lucy Hale

Parody Song Title:

"Kill Myself"

Parody Written by:

BentleyBro

The Lyrics

I thought of this randomly one day. Don't worry. I am not suicidal, no matter how bad life gets, suicide is obviously never the answer. Think of all the people that would hurt...
There’s a little secret I would like to tell you
There’s a loaded gun I know they’ll try to sell you
And they’ll try and they’ll try to convince you to die, you need them
So the next time you frown, better die and go down

I can kill myself
There’s no need for someone’s help
There’s no one to blame
Coz no one can save me but myself

I can justify all of this if I could die
I’m finally free
Coz you don’t need me
I won’t survive
Coz I will kill myself

I have searched the world to find there is no answer
Then when I can shoot myself, it comes together
And I know for a fact there is something they lack to stop me
Yeah, I’ve been through it all and my spirit is free

I can kill myself
There’s no need for someone’s help
There’s no one to blame
Coz no one can save me but myself

I can justify all of this if I could die
I’m finally free
Coz you don’t need me
I won’t survive
Coz I will kill myself

Do you ever wonder how you could ever want to die?
Haven’t you discovered that the pain I feel makes me not want to deny?
It’s my life…
So calm down, I’m alive…

“You can’t kill yourself
Coz I needed someone else
You’re all I have left
And no one can save you but yourSELF!”

I can kill MYSELF
There’s no need for someone’s help
There’s no one to blame
Coz no one can save me but myself

I can justify all of this if I could die
I’m finally free
Coz you don’t need me
I won’t survive
Coz I will kill myself
Remember: Suicide is NEVER the answer! You WILL hurt people by killing yourself, including the people you care about and those who cared about you. And those that were cruel enough to hurt you will feel awful because you were foolish enough to do it. And sometimes, one suicide leads to more suicides. Basically: All I'm saying is: Don't kill yourself.

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