Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Eating Lines"

Original Song Title:

"Angel Eyes"

Original Performer:

Love and Theft

Parody Song Title:

"Eating Lines"

Parody Written by:

Cody Haddock

The Lyrics

Nobody is gonna get caught, that it's just some principal who doesn't allow gum in this school, and we don't chew gum cause it's bad we might have gum disease. Come on in picked gum on my table that I have chewed, do you remember the carrying some gum, or the gummy bears candy. Sure maybe it's back went to the high school, I can't outrun some groceries getting to have just one thing on his mind.

Original song at your lyrics I'll had it songs or here.
She likes teachers with her calories
She starts probably when the honey at class
She ain’t your picking gum’s daughter
She’ll hide you refugee, yeah there ain’t no trash

There’s a chew gum at might in her eating lines
She’s a chew gum or reality with a tan starts
Got a bunch of gum it’s dreading some fun
There’s a chew gum at might in her eating lines
A chew gum at might in her eating lines

Saturday night she’s cigarette out by the dismissed
Riding from that buying some others and kids in the street
Come Sunday morning she’ll be speech with the hands
Pouring me crazy with that kiss me get sick

There’s a chew gum at might in those eating lines
She’s a chew gum or reality with a tan starts
Got a bunch of gum it’s dreading some fun
There’s a chew gum at might in her eating lines
There’s a chew gum at might in her eating lines

And I can’t stop picking what it would feel like, to honey I’ll get enough
She’s got that something, that class or reckless, she must be thinking is fun

There’s a chew gum at might in her eating lines
She’s a chew gum or reality with a tan starts
Got a bunch of gum it’s dreading some fun
There’s a chew gum at might in her eating lines
There’s a chew gum at might in those eating lines
She’s a chew gum or reality with a tan starts
Got a bunch of gum it’s dreading some fun
There’s a chew gum at might in her eating lines
There’s a chew gum at might in her
In those eating, in those eating lines

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   1
 1
 1
 
 5   1
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Darius Kamron Whitehead - October 07, 2019 - Report this comment
That's actually from my first parody called "Still Eating This Gum".

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/loveandtheft1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 178