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Song Parodies -> "Boils"

Original Song Title:

"Royals"

Original Performer:

Lorde

Parody Song Title:

"Boils"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Just a song I decided to mess around with
I got another red lump on my flesh.
I squeezed and squeezed but the damn thing
Feels like iron.
I took a pair of channel locks,
To the little bump
It's still not popping.

(But every time I try)
Boil ease, warm rags, homeopathic remedies
It still won't drain, gonna get some surgery
I don't care.
It's just a painful lump of pus
(It's kinda irritating)
Draining, hurting, sensitive to all touch
Can't wear tight shirts, this is why my life sucks.
So unfair.
An infection 'round a strand of hair.

And I keep getting boils
(boils)
This could give me bad blood.
This kind of crap just really sucks,
I think I don't shower enough.
Staphylococcus aureus
(say what)
That's the scientific name.
And it hurts like hell
(like hell, like hell, like hell)
I just need some sweet relief.

My doctor says it's in my genes.
But not in my literal jeans,
That'd be painful.
And everyone who hears my groans,
Thinks I passing through a hundred thousand gallstones

(But every time I try)
Antiseptic tea tree oil or cream
It still won't drain, why's there so much agony
I don't care.
It's just a painful lump of pus
(It's kinda irritating)
Draining, hurting, sensitive to all touch
Can't wear tight shirts, this is why my life sucks.
So unfair.
An infection 'round a strand of hair.

And I keep getting boils
(boils)
This could give me bad blood.
This kind of crap just really sucks,
I think I don't shower enough.
Staphylococcus aureus
(say what)
That's the scientific name.
And it hurts like hell
(like hell, like hell, like hell)
I just need some sweet relief.

Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
Just hand me that boil cream
To get a little relief.
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!
My wife won't help me there.
This crap ids really unfair.

And I keep getting boils
(boils)
This could give me bad blood.
This kind of crap just really sucks,
I think I don't shower enough.
Staphylococcus aureus
(say what)
That's the scientific name.
And it hurts like hell
(like hell, like hell, like hell)
I just need some sweet relief.

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2LD4U - February 24, 2014 - Report this comment
This was more interesting than the original song!

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