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Song Parodies -> "Thirsty and I Know it"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy and I Know It"

Original Performer:

LMFAO

Parody Song Title:

"Thirsty and I Know it"

Parody Written by:

Joel Martinez

The Lyrics

I really was when writing this. XD
When I’m out of home, mouth be panting like dog tongues, yo!
I can’t take the heat, walkin’ in deserts or is it just me? Yao!
This is how I roll, crawling, looking for the icy cold
I’m a fish on a bigass boat, really dying for some H2O!

Yo!
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
Girl look at that bottle (AH!)
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
I’m dried out!

Yo!
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
Girl look at that bottle (AH!)
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
I’m dried out

When I walk in the sun, this is how I feel
Every pore in my body’s no longer sealed
I’ve got some cool drink in my hand and I’m not planning to
Share it (share it, share it...)

I’m thirsty and I know it.

When I’m at the mall, I drink Lipton tea whole in one gulp
And when I’m at the beach, a single fountain’s never past my each
This is how I role, throat wide enough to fit both arms whole
It’s all right if you want to trade, soda, Zona and even gatorade

Yo!
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
Girl look at that bottle (AH!)
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
I’m dried out!

Yo!
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
Girl look at that bottle (AH!)
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
I’m dried out!

When I walk out the gym, this is how I feel
Every part of me feels like a sponge for real
I’ve got a panting in my throat and I’m not afraid to
Quench it (quench it, quench it...)

I’m thirsty and I know it.

Yeah, check it out!

Guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, yeah!
Guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, yeah!
Guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, guzzle, yeah!

Gulp and guzzle, yeah!
Gulp and guzzle, yeah!
Gulp and guzzle, yeah!

Yo!
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
Girl look at that bottle (AH!)
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
I’m dried out!

AH!

Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
Girl look at that bottle (AH!)
Girl look at that bottle (Glug!)
I’m dried out!

I’m thirsty and I know it.
Still am! XP

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Porfle Popnecker - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
This song reminds me of that time that I was really thirsty!
Meriadoc - July 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Better stay out of NYC then - soon you won't be able to buy those Big Gulps!

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