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Song Parodies -> "Kirby And I'll Suck It"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy And I Know It"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Kirby And I'll Suck It"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Seeing that Kirby has been around for 22 years if you don't know who this character is I feel sorry for you but here's some more information on this adorable cannibalistic killing machine:
I'm a short, pink guy
Open my mouth and watch things fly
While I might look sweet
These bad guys I eat you can hear them shriek, Yeah
Going down my throat, Like a big balloon you'll see me float
When air shoots it is my ammo
King Dedede has got no hope

I'm so cute and chubby
Warhammer is clubbing
My music is stunning
You're knocked out

Shove you in my tummy
Cause I'm always hungry
And that's why I'm tubby
You're knocked out

When I am in Dream Land best not mess with me
Your body I'll chomp, Took your powers for free
I will turn into a rock
And have my villains kick the bucket, bucket, bucket, bucket

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it
I'm Kirby and I'll suck it

When I'm in a brawl
I'll eat you for your parasol
You know I can't be beat
Turn into a tire you're crushed to the street (Yo!)
That is how I roll
Got more power ups the list grows
Riding on a star
Meta Knight I'm versus
A small puff ball who is tough not worthless (Yo!)

While my head gear is gaudy
The powers aren't shoddy
Zap you till your groggy
You're knocked out

Your strength I will copy
Then I might get cocky
I'm not fat I'm stocky
You're knocked out

When in the Whipsy Woods fight a blowing tree
Apples he will drop, I'll throw them at he
Love Maxim Tomato plants
And I'll stuff them in my stomach, stomach, stomach, stomach

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it
I'm Kirby and I'll suck it
Stuff my mouth
Stuff my mouth

Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble up
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow down
Waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, waddle, Yeah!
Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, Yeah!

Hear my giggled laugh
I'll do a nimble dance, Yeah!

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it


Fight guys who are naughty
Though I'm short and squatty
I'm good at karate
You're knocked out

Hat's not for a party
My sword will be carving
And needles are harming
You're knocked out

I'm Kirby and I'll suck it

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 6

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Patrick - February 10, 2014 - Report this comment
Don't know any cartoon character by that name. I thought you might be referring to a Kirby vacuum cleaner.
Agrimorfee - September 08, 2014 - Report this comment
Cute parody...almost too cute. I am sure my kid would love this, excellently paced and with lots of info, but video games are not my cup of tea. Irregardless, 555.
bobpiecheese - September 09, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great tribute to a classic video game character, even if I can't decide if the OS is so bad, it's good or so bad I wanna pull out my brain with a broken spatula. 555!
Blaydeman - September 17, 2014 - Report this comment
(ABC) Kirby is one of my all-time favorite video game characters, and is easily my favorite Smash Bros. character, so I'm digging this! Great pacing, cute/funny lines, I think you used the OS perfectly, plus the rhymes were solid. The title switch was not my favorite, but it didn't suck too much :D. JK Really really liked this!
Abbott Skelding - September 18, 2014 - Report this comment
I've never been a huge video game guy, especially most Nintendo games with characters like Kirby. The pacing seemed to be spot on (even for a crap OS like this haha). While you seem to know your stuff, most of this was over my head. Nice work, though

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