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Song Parodies -> "Beware Of Chip The Sloth"

Original Song Title:

"Beware Of Chip The Sloth"

Original Performer:

Lionel Mertens

Parody Song Title:

"Beware Of Chip The Sloth"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I have a friend who has a pet
That he won from a bar room bet
At parties he will show him off
Everyone laughs at Chip the sloth

Chip likes to hang out on the couch
And tries pretending he's a grouch
You know life has become absurd
When a dumb sloth gives you 'the bird'

Pre-chorus:
When a sloth is acting wroth
Don't try to hold it in
A man of the holy cloth
Couldn't keep from laughin'

Chorus:
Before you party with a sloth
Take a count of all his toes
Are there two or is there three
Could he give you 'The Birdie'
The moral of the story goes
Beware of sloths with three toes

Beware of three toed sloths
You're better off with one with two
If you get a sloth with three toes
You may get middle finger salutes

Hook:
Beware of three toed sloths
Beware of Chip the sloth



Verse 2:
Chip has to use his hands to talk
What he says may put you in shock
Don't be offended by his gestures
That's how he greets all the guests here

Whoever sees Chip's dumb act trips
When he does his double back flips
With him the party's never dull
He 's quite the party animal

Pre-chorus:
Chorus repeat
Instrumental:

Verse 3:
Chip likes to take off his loin cloth
Chip is a chip off of the old sloth
His dad always flashed people rude
Chip will sit on your shoulders nude

Chip's always pushing your limits
He'll flip you off without a grimace
You risk the chance to get pissed off
When you party with Chip the sloth

Chorus repeat:

Outro:
Beware of three toed sloths
Beware of Chip the sloth
Beware of three toed sloths
Beware of Chip the sloth

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