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Song Parodies -> "Paging Dr. Reginald"

Original Song Title:

"Paging Dr. Reginald"

Original Performer:

Lionel Mertens

Parody Song Title:

"Paging Dr. Reginald"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

He was a farmer’s son from Kentucky
And a very enterprising young man
Who excelled in all of his studies
With his carpe diem plan

Now his Momma, she named him Reginald
But his Daddy always called him Regg
And when he went off to dentist school
You saw his determined edge

Cause we all need to make a living
By doing what we do well
And ol’ Regg he was bent on bein a...
Healthcare professional

Paging Dr. Reginald
We want to welcome you aboard
We’re all so proud to have you...
A-working in our dental ward

Paging Dr. Reginald
You’re wanted by the staff

He’d become Doctor Regg to his patients
And a multi-family executive
By investing into apartments
Where many folk came to live

As a landlord, he was a natural
Collecting rent was like pullin teeth
And where other men would have crumbled
He was solid underneath

Cause we all want to be successful
Going with what we know
And ol’ Regg he kept on increasing his...
Real estate portfolio

Paging Dr. Reginald
You have a tenant who needs help
They say they have a toothache
And that the rent is in the mail

Paging Dr. Reginald
You’re wanted all the time

Well after many years of service
Regg earned a behavioral health degree
Freelancing as a psychologist
Retiring from dentistry

Now his parents, they had both passed away
And the city, seemed to loose its charm
So he would come on back home to stay
To work his ancestral farm

Paging Dr. Reginald!
You’re amazing in Mental Health

Paging Dr. Reginald!
You’re a legend in the Dental Field

Paging Dr. Reginald!
You’re amassing your Rental Wealth

Paging Dr. Reginald!
You’re out standing in your Lentil Field?

[hockey stop sound on a vinyl record]

From Dental
To Rentals
To Mental

and now.....


Your incredible Dr. Regg!
Your gentle wife Yentyl must be real proud of you.
© 2019 Lionel Mertens

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