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Song Parodies -> "Somewhere Only Weed Grows"

Original Song Title:

"Somewhere Only We Know"

Original Performer:

Lily Allen

Parody Song Title:

"Somewhere Only Weed Grows"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A stoner dreams of a land where he can fit in and get rid of all of the trouble of the real world...
Pissed off my boss...
Stark raving mad...
Waltzed into work blazed...
And then I took a na-ap...
That's when that jerk...
Swift-kicked my pleats...
Since I'm a stoner I'm tossed out on the stree-eet...

My temple's themed... With Cheech and Chong
A land where fired folks can go and blast their... Phish... songs...

Funyuns we'll munch...
Due to munchies...
Chill with Seth Rogan...
Family Guy's on TV...
I'll find this place since my realm sucks...
Where we can space and watch "Howard the Du-uck"

We're giggling... Our minds are buzzed...
Since this life blows I wanna go drive the Simpsons' bus

Each spliff I'm gonna finish... And chomp Cheetos....
Then we'll dine on Chipotle burritos
We'll laugh with our friends at everything
Tie Dyed all our clothes...
Somewhere only weed... grows...
Somewhere... only... weed... grows...

My people cling... Their crystal bongs...
Where bud is rolled and we'll spend hours with Donkey Kong
No one's upset... We all have stupid grins...
Where we admire both Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson

Those stiff... Up-tight all-business schmucks are vetoed
My... Home's the pits with slime and mosquitoes
It has become my quest to be the king
Lava lamps will glow
Somewhere only weed... grows...
Somewhere... only... weed... grows...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Peter Andersson - July 20, 2017 - Report this comment
I was listening to Willie Nelson's "Still not dead" on repeat the other day, as per recommendation from Tim Ferris newsletter - beginning to think weed is a preservative, maybe I should rethink my position on staying away from it. Planting some 5s for you.
Max Power - August 08, 2017 - Report this comment
We all would have love to live a trouble free life, 555 puffs.
bobpiecheese - August 08, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The slow ballad you picked somehow really fits your baked topic. It seemed like you were going in and out of generic hippy and the modern stoner stereotype, but it all still worked. I particularly liked the Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson line, especially since they've done a song together (look it up, it's called "My Medicine"). 555 4/20 blaze it!

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