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Song Parodies -> "Ditched Prince Valium"

Original Song Title:

"Deep Six Textbook"

Original Performer:

Let's Eat Grandma

Parody Song Title:

"Ditched Prince Valium"

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The Lyrics

This one is for Peter Anderson's One Week Notice challenge (Week 33) this time hosted once again by Agrimorfee. I was pretty damn bored by this original song because it's so quiet and dream-like so I wanted to capture the essence of this song by doing it about Prince Valium from "Spaceballs". Instead I ended up making this a song about Princess Vespa in Spaceballs played by Daphne Zuniga (Who I'm hopefully going to meet at a convention in August!)
Ditched Prince Valium... At the altar...
I'm Princess Vespa filled with class and this dweeb is so lacklusta'
That Lone Starr's more my type with his "Schwartz" size

Won't be the wife to this drained punk
Slumbers and blunders
In my Mercedes on a quest, Dark Helmet sucks our aaaaaaaaaaaaaair...
Oh, My man can drive this asshole wild... They'll fight... Barf bites...

Check out this Spaceballs blender
We'll play Spaceballs chess
In my Spaceballs dress (Shopping)
Yogurt that small green pest
Knows merchandising best (Buy Spaceball things!)

Switched Mega Maid from suck to blow
That chick Transformer
This fatigued dope sneers, That Winnebago's here
This smuggler's fine now he'll be mine
So long Sleepy, Told that geek:

"Bye! Bye! Bye!"

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Agrimorfee - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
That was a Spaceballs-lovers fever dream! Congrats on making a song you hated into a fantastic tribute. (I promise to choose a better song next time :P)
Peter Andersson - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
So that's what a female Transformer looks like! Haven't thought about it that way before - but no wonder all the guys left their home planet.

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