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Song Parodies -> "Rest Site Guestbook"

Original Song Title:

"Deep Six Textbook"

Original Performer:

Let's Eat Grandma

Parody Song Title:

"Rest Site Guestbook"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I have always had this ultimate dream of seeing the U.S. in a recreational vehicle (RV), with no commitments, no worries, just floating by, seeing sites on my own time, sleeping overnight in a shopping mall parking lot... I really wanted to make this funnier, but I don't think I can do any more to this than what it is. The dreamy, slow-as-molasses original song is at, ---or you can also enjoy the much shorter and upbeat version ("Uke Six Textbook") at .
Let’s see Bryn Mawr, eat a cruller
Or we can just conspire through the shores of St. Pete or New Hampshire
Or drive through Dearborn Heights, Rio Grande Rise

So many sites in our tour book, and little by little
We check marks on our atlas, just a dream of everywhere
On daily trips, so wild, oh my, says I!

Museums to discover
Traveling is the best
Go south, east, north or west (driving) roaming
Winnebago invest
Trip Advisor accessed
Retirees on a quest (just seeing things)

We stopped over near the west coast
To throw out litter
We ate at Golden Bear, then bought a wicker chair
The weather’s fine, our ride is wide
We love this RV, love this RV
My, my, my
Copyright 2018, Agrimorfee.

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Matthias - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
This isn’t what I was expecting at all lol For some reason my mixed up rest site with grave site and I thought that this was going to be about ghosts checking into the haunted mansion. I liked these lyrics FAR more than the original with them wanting to eat their grandmother and wondering what starfish wondered about.
Matthias - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
PS: It’s funny that your intro is longer than the freakin parody lol
Peter Andersson - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
What? No 50 marathons in 50 states in your retiree future? Sure, Dean Karnazes did it in 50 days, but he's just crazy (and not yet near retired).
Rob Arndt - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
This was amusing- 555! You should do one on Rest Stops ;-)
Agrimorfee - April 20, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks Matty, Peter, and Rob!

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