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Song Parodies -> "Stairway to MacDonald's"

Original Song Title:

"Stairway to Heaven"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Stairway to MacDonald's"

Parody Written by:

Rachel Whittemore

The Lyrics

I had to write this parody as an exercise for my creative writing class. I thought it would be fun to submit!
There’s a lady that’s sure
That her hunger will grow
So she’s buying a burger, from heaven.

When she gets there she knows
That the store is not closed
With one word she can get what she came for.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And she’s buying a burger, from heaven

There’s a sign on the wall,
But she can’t be too sure
Cause there’s just too many things
To choose from

By the tree by the brook,
There’s a sadness that grows
As she finishes her burger
With a vengeance.

Ooh, the growing hunger.

Ooh all that hunger.

There’s a feeling I get,
When I look at my plate,
And my stomach starts crying
From emptiness.

In my thoughts I have seen,
Flying fries through the trees,
And the voices of those
Taking orders

Ooh, the growing hunger

Ooh all that hunger.

And it’s whispered that soon,
Food will be ready at noon,
And that hope is what leads me to reason.

And a new day will dawn
I have waited to long
So I’m driving to get
That burger

Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, ooh, whoa, oh

Now my arteries are clogged,
Thoughts of MacDonald’s are gone,
But there’s still time to change
The road I’m on.

The growing hunger

Aw, uh, oh

My head is spinning and it won’t go
In case you don’t know
Withdrawal is tough to go through

Dear clown, can you hear the wind blow?
And did you know
Your stairway leads to a menacing path


And as we wind on down the road
My shadows smaller than my woes
There walks a lady we all know
That intervention made her low
But now she’s healthy and living
And if you listen very hard
The truth will come to you at last
When all is fast and all is food
You will be fat and will be dead

And she’s buying some broccoli, from heaven.

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Smeg And the Heads - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Very good idea for a parody and well thought out as well. Just needs a bit of work on the pacing. Nice job!
Patrick - January 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Eat at McDonald's and you'll be out of breath after climbing that stairway.

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