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Song Parodies -> "Engage"
Original Song Title:
"Afraid"
Original Performer:
Leah Jung
Parody Song Title:
"Engage"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
My 29th Zombie parody!!!
Never found a way
to get them off my mind
The shotgun’s off the shelf
But the shells are so hard to find
And if they return back my way
It will be their end
I’ll blow their rotting heads away and then
Re-load again
(Chorus)
And I will bait
And I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
Today, all I heard
Was moaning and "Help!" cries
But if I make it to the end
All these predators will die
And I will bait
And I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!!
It’s just the numbers I dread
When I shoot them in the head
Most of them are all now dead
As my clothes are all soaked red
I’m horrified to hear others scream
The Zombies still haunt me in my dreams, but
Oh, I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
And I will bait, and I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
Come after me…
to get them off my mind
The shotgun’s off the shelf
But the shells are so hard to find
And if they return back my way
It will be their end
I’ll blow their rotting heads away and then
Re-load again
(Chorus)
And I will bait
And I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
Today, all I heard
Was moaning and "Help!" cries
But if I make it to the end
All these predators will die
And I will bait
And I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
BLAM!!! BLAM!!! BLAM!!!
It’s just the numbers I dread
When I shoot them in the head
Most of them are all now dead
As my clothes are all soaked red
I’m horrified to hear others scream
The Zombies still haunt me in my dreams, but
Oh, I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
And I will bait, and I will still engage
My blood will never spill from Zombies
No, even though they still come after me
Come after me…
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Nice! I didn't know Leah was a singer, too.
Good job...what I can never quite get the drift of, or understand about zombies, or zombie movies...is how they can shoot 'em and kill 'em to stop 'em...when they're already dead
In AMC's "The Walking Dead" series they finally offered an explanation of the disease from the CDC that explained that after death within minutes to hrs that a "resurrection" event occured that regenerated the lower stem fo the brain which led to basic functions and motor skills but basically the body was devoid of any humanity or soul. It relies on basic instinct to infect/bite/eat other flesh that is living and so its hearing is intensified and it just moves on endlessly in this cycle until a shot to the head or wound wipes out that affected stem... AFAIK... no Zombie expert here
Keep it up Rob! You only got 1 left for your 30 zombies! ;-) and you also got three 5's for this 29th zombie parody! :-)
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