-> "I'll Eat Andrew"
Original Song Title:
"Alejandro"
Original Performer:
Lay Gaga
Parody Song Title:
"I'll Eat Andrew"
The Lyrics
I know you smell so young.
I know I'd love to eat you.
So, you know I just can't be with you like before
I'll Eat Andrew.
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She's got Juan's hand
Between her teeth.
And how she looks at you
With wanting glee
Is it true love
Or just a craving.
As she knaws Juan's finger bones
Staring at you.
You know that I spice my boys.
Hot cayenne from Mexico.
Serrano , Habenero ,
Jalepen-yo.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.
Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gnash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.
I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
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I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
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I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
(Don't stop me. Please let me go. I'll Eat Andrew. It's him or you.)
Bones all broken,
She's ate 'em baby.
She ate her sister and and her dad, she ate her dad.
and all those flames they tried to burn her.
Now she's gonna fight with fright, charcoal's made her mad.
You know that I spice my boys.
Hot cayenne from Mexico.
Serrano , Habenero ,
Jalepen-yo.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.
Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gnash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.
I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
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I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
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I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
Keep 'way from me.
Stay 'way from me. I'll - Eat - Andrew
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, bite - Fer - nando.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, I'll - Eat - Andrew.
Don't wanna touch, just wanna munch. Fernando.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.
Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.
I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
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I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
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I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.
Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gnash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.
I'll Eat Andrew ...
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