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Song Parodies -> "I'll Eat Andrew"

Original Song Title:

"Alejandro"

Original Performer:

Lay Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Eat Andrew"

Parody Written by:

Sue Donym

The Lyrics

(Variation on a theme by Lady GaGa and RedOne)
I know you smell so young.
I know I'd love to eat you.
So, you know I just can't be with you like before
I'll Eat Andrew.

...
...

She's got Juan's hand
Between her teeth.
And how she looks at you
With wanting glee

Is it true love
Or just a craving.
As she knaws Juan's finger bones
Staring at you.

You know that I spice my boys.
Hot cayenne from Mexico.
Serrano , Habenero ,
Jalepen-yo.

I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gnash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.

I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
...
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew

I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
...
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew

(Don't stop me. Please let me go. I'll Eat Andrew. It's him or you.)

Bones all broken,
She's ate 'em baby.
She ate her sister and and her dad, she ate her dad.
and all those flames they tried to burn her.
Now she's gonna fight with fright, charcoal's made her mad.

You know that I spice my boys.
Hot cayenne from Mexico.
Serrano , Habenero ,
Jalepen-yo.

I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.


Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gnash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.

I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
...
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew

I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
...
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew

Keep 'way from me.
Stay 'way from me. I'll - Eat - Andrew
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, bite - Fer - nando.

I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, I'll - Eat - Andrew.

Don't wanna touch, just wanna munch. Fernando.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.

I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
...
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew

I'll Eat Andrew
I'll Eat Andrew
...
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew
I'll Eat - I'll Eat - Andrew

I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, I'll Eat Andrew.
I'll eat you babe.
I'll eat your babe, Fernando.

Don't wanna kiss, but want ya much.
To gnash your neck and watch it gush.
I'll eat your brain.
I'll eat your brain, Roberto.

I'll Eat Andrew ...

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Below Average Dave - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Again, you clearly have some writing in your past, the style gives it away that you know what your doing. This one is just a tad repetitious, but I think it'd actually work well sang out loud, this is one of those songs that being repetitious isn't such a bad thing--555 from me, I don't believe I've read anything by you before that Katy Perry parody, so I'll just reiterate, great start! If you aren't new, sorry for my mistake--at any rate good job!
Christie Marie M - May 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Ode to cannibalism. It costs an arm and a leg for this one, as well as some vital organs as well.

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