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Song Parodies -> "PowerPoint Prez"

Original Song Title:

"Video Games"

Original Performer:

Lana Del Rey

Parody Song Title:

"PowerPoint Prez"

Parody Written by:

blethar

The Lyrics

Sitting in the classroom, hoping I can leave soon
Doodling a breast
You’re up at the front, clear your throat and give a grunt
Here comes a PowerPoint prez
You’re talking ‘bout your passions, latest commerce fashion
Gotta get a great grade
Vapid like Kardashian, awful presentation
Headphones in and iPod on
Go do your PowerPoint prez

The slides, the slides; so many slides
Dozens of your slides; they tell you all the time
"You should show an image, one or two"
But ClipArt was the only thing you knew
I heard that you like Comic Sans MS - is that true?
Your animations suck, your movie too
This whole experience making me blue
Sitting watching you read off the board now
I sleep and drool
'cause now I'm bored of you

Sitting with my netbook, checking out my Facebook
Flipping out a Pez
You finish the first part, on the second you start
PowerPoint prez
There’s diagrams aplenty; pie charts? Maybe twenty
Some even in 3D
You turn and notice me, staring at PC screen
You complain I don’t listen
To your PowerPoint prez

You whine, you whine, you whine and whine
An incessant whine; they tell you all the time
“You should use a colour, one or two”
So you’ve made it all a shade of blue
I heard that you like Papyrus, my god – is that true?
Your central point is false; it isn’t true
But you argue; try to drive it through
Fuming as you finally end part two
I think we’re through
But here’s another two

Shut up, shut up, shut the fuck up
Quacking like a duck; they tell you all the time
“You should keep it pleasant, short and sweet”
Feels like you’re reciting “War and Peace”
I heard that you like to use some Wingdings – oh fuck me!
Don’t why you’re bleating like a sheep
Don’t know why for this I pay a fee
And just when you try to finish part three
You start to scream
Blue Death on the screen

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Flash Flood - February 01, 2012 - Report this comment
LOL Love it!

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