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Song Parodies -> "Only Girl in the World Born This Way"

Original Song Title:

"Only Girl (In the World) + Born This Way"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa + Rihanna

Parody Song Title:

"Only Girl in the World Born This Way"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

This is an experiment in OS intermixing to produce one song with one title. What's funny is the title and the mixing of lyrics to convey thoughts that are aligned- relevent.
[INTRO]
It doesn't matter if you love him, or capital H-I-M
La la la la
Just put your paws up
La la la la
'cause you were Born This Way, Baby
La la la la

My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
[I want you to love me, like I'm a hot guy]
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir
[Keep thinkin' of me, doin' what you like]
"There's nothing wrong with loving who you are"
She said, "'Cause he made you perfect, babe"
[So boy forget about the world cuz it's gon' be me and you tonight]
"So hold your head up girl and you'll go far,
[I wanna make your bed for ya, then imma make you swallow your pride]
Listen to me when I say"

[CHORUS]
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
[I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way]
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man
[Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way]
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only one...

Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Baby I was born this way
Only one...
Oh there ain't no other way
Baby I was born this way
Only one...
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Only one...

Don't be a drag -Just be a queen
La la la la
Don't be a drag -Just be a queen
La la la la
Don't be a drag -Just be a queen
La la la la
Don't be!

Give yourself prudence
And love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice your truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be my self, respect my youth
[Want you to take me like a thief in the night
Hold me like a pillow, make me feel right]
A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey)
I love my life I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah (Love needs faith)
[Baby I'll tell you all my secrets that I'm keepin', you can come inside
And when you enter, you ain't leavin', be my prisoner for the night]

Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
[I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way]
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man
[Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way]
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only one...

[BRIDGE]

Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
[Take me for a ride
Oh baby, take me high]
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're orient
[Let me make you first
Oh make it last all night]
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
[Take me for a ride
Oh baby, take me high]
Rejoice and love yourself today
'cause baby you were born this way
[Let me make you first
Make it last all night]

No matter gay, straight, or bi,
lesbian, transgendered life,
[Take me for a ride
Oh baby, take me high]
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to survive.
[Let me make you first
Oh make it last all night]
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made,
[Take me for a ride
Oh baby, take me high]
I'm on the right track baby,
I was born to be brave.
[Let me make you first
Make it last all night]

Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only girl in the world...
[I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way]
Like I'm the only one that's in command
Cuz I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man
[Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way]
Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world
Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love
Like I'm the only one who knows your heart
Only one...

I was born this way hey!
I was born this way hey!
Only one…
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way hey!
Only one…

I was born this way hey!
I was born this way hey!
Only one…
I'm on the right track baby
I was born this way hey!
Only one…

Same DNA, but born this way
Only one...
Same DNA, but born this way
Only one...


















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Wild Child JIN - June 24, 2011 - Report this comment
Some things, like this parody, just go great together! 5's! ;-)
F63 - June 24, 2011 - Report this comment
It'd be interesting to hear how this mash-up would sound...

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