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Song Parodies -> "They Never Found (Hitler's Body)"

Original Song Title:

"Do What U Want (with My Body)"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga ft. R. Kelly

Parody Song Title:

"They Never Found (Hitler's Body)"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The official account of Hitler's death is a lie. Now fully exposed with over 16,000 declassified documents from the FBI, US Army, Soviet Army, NKVD, MI6, Argentine Naval Records, and more...
It was all made-up

All bullsh-t, Hugh Trevor-Roper
Falsified and things overlooked
He, he got away, and was ok
Trevor-Roper was full of it
No interviews, wasn't at the scene

Not what we thought
They never found Hitler's body
Facts were all wrong
Things were off, work was shoddy
All we were taught
They never found Hitler's body
Not what we thought
They never found Hitler's body

Wrote wrong account
He escaped in a Tante*, see?
Denmark, Spain, Argentina
Latter via U-boat at sea

They never found
They never found Hitler's body
Skull cap was from a woman, 40**

From the bunker underground
To the U6 and tunnel side
They never found (Hitler's body)
Not on the grounds (Zhukov unhappy)
To the Tiergarten
Hollenzollerdamm waiting
They never found (Hitler's body)
Airplane (Junkers on standby)

Early morning, early flight
To Tonder, dead of night
Crazy schedule, flight for life
Eva was with him
4 SS at right (emergency strapped down)***

Hugh Trevor-Roper f-cked up
Second hand accounts, rest made up
Hitler had a plan, April 28th went out
Surrounded, the Red Army missed
Peter Baumgart got him out, fast run lift
Up, up, and away in the smokey mists

They never found
They never found Hitler's body
They never found
They never found Hitler's body
Went to Spain, had the clout, Ratlines ready
SS protections, moving their party
They never found
They never found Hitler's body
No one gave a f-uck
With the April 30th travesty
Hitler proclaimed dead, the Allies ate it up
VE-Day celebrations, the West was fed up

Not really that smart
Intelligence services got f-cked
They never found Hitler's body
The lie accepted lacked authority
But the escapees rejoiced
They escaped the Reich
They never found Hitler's body
He lived until '63, peacefully

But now everyone knows
The lie has been exposed
History falls apart
The truth breaks the heart
They never found his body
He got the last laugh- sorry

World, Nazi hunters foiled
They never found Hitler's body
Argentine safe, not alarming
Reich assets in Billions buying
Security until he was dying...

Last transmission from the bunker to Tierra del Fuego.
* Tante Ju loving name for Junkers 52 transport ** Russia skull cap examined in US in 2009 by bone experts and DNA- not Hitler's, but a 40 year old woman NOT related to Eva Braun *** Hitler strapped to down dropping escape seat

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