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Song Parodies -> "Girl That I Want (Atop My Moto Guzzi)"
Original Song Title:
"Do What U Want (With My Body)"
Original Performer:
Lady Gaga ft. R. Kelly
Parody Song Title:
"Girl That I Want (Atop My Moto Guzzi)"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
If you've never done it on a bike, you've missed out in life!!! In the OS, there are two viewpoints, in this one only one told from the Biker's POV.
Look so good, Italian
Long legs, 5” heels, Amazon tall
Just saddle up, straddle seat of suede
Grab the bars, tank to breasts
Have a lean on my machine
Smokin’ girl that I want
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Girl that I want
So hot, and so naughty
Girl that I want
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Girl that I want
Atop my Moto Guzzi
The curves that you flaunt
Are so soft and sexy
So if you’re horny
In the garage, let’s get messy
Baby, love your parts
And you won't waste my time, oh
Girl that I want (in Versace)
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Baby, it’s your choice and
As you lay down on my bike, oh
Girl that I want (love your booty)
Girl that I want (let’s do it cafe)
[Got my heart racin’]
Loose your clothing, sheer delight
Bike’s in neutral, I’m in drive
Grab my throttle, real tight
Got your engine purrin’
Workin’ it real nice (Throw down a towel...)
I will be tankin’ you up
You like it hard? like it rough?
Like “rear traction“, yeah, I got what you want
You’re in control of my gear shift
You're the rider, on top you sit
Angel with greasy wings, still…
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Ride, feel my love, gettin‘ hot, gettin’ dirty
No inhibitions, way beyond “flirty”
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Yeah, let’s hear your pipes roar as we’re revving’ it up
As we sway on the seat ’cause we like to f-ck!!!
Baby, love your parts
And you won't waste my time, oh
Girl that I want (in Versace)
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Baby, it’s your choice and
As you lay down on my bike, oh
Girl that I want (love your booty)
Girl that I want (we can do it cafe)
Redline my tach when we’re so close
Goin’ so fast that I can’t let go
With your legs spread apart
I feel the beat of your heart
On my Moto Guzzi
Wild ride, my Bella hottie!
Baby, love your parts
And you won't waste my time, oh
Girl that I want (in Versace)
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Baby, it’s your choice and
As you lay down on my bike, oh
Girl that I want (love your booty)
Girl that I want (we can do it cafe)
So sweaty, what a journey
On my Moto Guzzi
You and me, ecstasy
On my Moto Guzzi
This started as a tease
On my Moto Guzzi
Riding partners, you and me
On my Moto Guzzi
Long legs, 5” heels, Amazon tall
Just saddle up, straddle seat of suede
Grab the bars, tank to breasts
Have a lean on my machine
Smokin’ girl that I want
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Girl that I want
So hot, and so naughty
Girl that I want
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Girl that I want
Atop my Moto Guzzi
The curves that you flaunt
Are so soft and sexy
So if you’re horny
In the garage, let’s get messy
Baby, love your parts
And you won't waste my time, oh
Girl that I want (in Versace)
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Baby, it’s your choice and
As you lay down on my bike, oh
Girl that I want (love your booty)
Girl that I want (let’s do it cafe)
[Got my heart racin’]
Loose your clothing, sheer delight
Bike’s in neutral, I’m in drive
Grab my throttle, real tight
Got your engine purrin’
Workin’ it real nice (Throw down a towel...)
I will be tankin’ you up
You like it hard? like it rough?
Like “rear traction“, yeah, I got what you want
You’re in control of my gear shift
You're the rider, on top you sit
Angel with greasy wings, still…
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Ride, feel my love, gettin‘ hot, gettin’ dirty
No inhibitions, way beyond “flirty”
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Do what you want
Do what you want atop my Moto Guzzi
Yeah, let’s hear your pipes roar as we’re revving’ it up
As we sway on the seat ’cause we like to f-ck!!!
Baby, love your parts
And you won't waste my time, oh
Girl that I want (in Versace)
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Baby, it’s your choice and
As you lay down on my bike, oh
Girl that I want (love your booty)
Girl that I want (we can do it cafe)
Redline my tach when we’re so close
Goin’ so fast that I can’t let go
With your legs spread apart
I feel the beat of your heart
On my Moto Guzzi
Wild ride, my Bella hottie!
Baby, love your parts
And you won't waste my time, oh
Girl that I want (in Versace)
Atop my Moto Guzzi
Baby, it’s your choice and
As you lay down on my bike, oh
Girl that I want (love your booty)
Girl that I want (we can do it cafe)
So sweaty, what a journey
On my Moto Guzzi
You and me, ecstasy
On my Moto Guzzi
This started as a tease
On my Moto Guzzi
Riding partners, you and me
On my Moto Guzzi
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