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Song Parodies -> "Fast"

Original Song Title:

"Stache"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga ft. DJ Zedd

Parody Song Title:

"Fast"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Another Gaga unreleased. This one is Mile High time :)
Joinin’ Mile High
Hottie wants to fly
First Class ass
Legs spread open wide
Cramped inside
Sign: [Occupied]
It’s a rough ride

First Class ass
Hate to push-n-shove
High alt. bliss
Hot sex without love
First Class ass
First Class ass
She unzips
Kiss her lips

It‘s a tight fit, she’s facing me as I sit
Moans from the confines can be heard

[beat break]

Joinin’ Mile High
Hottie wants to fly
Cramped inside
Sign: [Occupied]

Our love life was once stuck in a rut
But here in the air is where she enjoys a quick f*ck
Turbulence, wild ride, she suddenly gets up
Find myself standin’, her face in my junk

First Class ass
Hate to push-n-shove
High alt. bliss
Hot sex without love
First Class ass
First Class ass
She unzips
Kiss her lips

First Class ass
Bumped our heads, we’re tangled up
Her party, loves to get f*cked
In-sync orgasmic luck
Let's straighten up
Time to land, buckle-up

Exhausted… pillow behind her head
Can't wait to get to the Hotel... Egyptian cotton threads...


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