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Original Song Title:

"Telephone"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa feat Beyonce

Parody Song Title:

"Unknown"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

With all the BS that has been reported about UFOs over 6 decades now and all the USAF cover-ups of shadow-world blackcraft flying at Area 51, I thought I might give this one a go...
Hello, hello, USAF, I’m reporting
I saw another object
And I have got the proof
of another sighting, another sighting, sighting
Se-Se-Send help right away
Stop hangin' up on me
Sorry to have bothered you
Please scramble some F-15s
Some F-15s
Some F-15s
Sorry to have bothered you, scramble some F-15s

Wait a second
Is this the kind of game you wanna play?
Are UFOs alien or something else entirely?
What’s with Area 51 and all the secrecy?
Is this some kind of Government conspiracy?
If not, then I would appreciate it if you would
…scramble some F-15s

[Pre-Chorus:]
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4

[Chorus:]
Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Scramble some F-15s
(some F-15s)
Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
So please explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown

[Second party]
Hey, the way you cover up is just wrong
Won't make me believe any faster
Concerning UFO disasters
As real as… Roswell re-enactors
I should've left my camera at home
'Cause you really don’t think proof matters
Calling on all reporters
Sorry, but they’ll never answer

Not that I don't believe you
I'm just an observer
But I am sick and tired of your false explain-ing!!!

[Second party]
Sometimes I feel like I live in shadow world nation
USAF is not takin' any calls
'Cause they'll be lyin'
They'll be lyin'
They'll be lyin'
USAF is not takin' any calls
'Cause they'll be lyin'

Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4

Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4

Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Scramble some F-15s
(some F-15s)
Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
So please explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown

The unknown
USAF unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown

The unknown
USAF unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown

The unknown
USAF unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown

(We're sorry, we're sorry
The USAF you have reached
Is not admitting anything at this time
Please request a FOIA number, or try reporting again)





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Wild Child JIN - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
ET give three 5's! ;-D Excellent parody Rob! :-)
2Eagle - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
I wonder how far back this paranoia goes. It was long before Orsen Wells, I'm sure.
Rob Arndt - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Believe it or not but it actually was Mussolini that started the first official UFO investigation in 1933- Cabinet RS-33 that ran from 1933-40. After that, the Germans confiscated those findings inpart b/c Himmler had the crashed Freiburg disc taken to Wewelsburg Schloss for reverse-engineering to help them with their Haunebu program which stared in the 1930s as well. The Germans built several types of disc craft during WW2 that were highly experimental and right after WW2 there was a rush by the US, Britain (through Avro Canada) and the USSR to develop disc craft although there was no military requirement nor role except recon. And after the 10 year ban in Germany many of the WW2 disc scientists and engineers applied for patents of disc craft in the US. I'm willing to bet that what was reverse-engineered at Area 51 was German, EMG propulsion and that both the Kenneth Arnold sighting and Roswell crash were Horten flying wing stealth craft based on the Ho-IX and Horten Parabola...
Wendy Christopher - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Great job, Rob, on a tough one to parody! Oh yes, UFO sightings go waaaaay back... there are even accounts and pictures of mysterious flying craft as far back as medaieval times. And there have even been drawings and carvings done by the ancient Mayan and Egyptian civilisations that appear to show not only spacecrafts but even spaceMEN, complete with space helmets. (If you're interested, there are some pretty good pictures here.
Wendy Christopher - May 27, 2011 - Report this comment
Pffft.... that didn't work then...! :^) Okay, I'll try again... at this website here: http://www.paranormal-encyclopedia.com/a/alien/ancient-astronauts/images/
Hammerhead - May 28, 2011 - Report this comment
There was the old debate about the Saqqara glider in Egypt, whether or not it was a toy, a weather vane, or a model of an aircraft. Looked like a bird but with a vertical tail and dihedral wings, which birds do not have. It could fly based on larger models and wind tunnel testing so perhaps some ancient dude flew first- who really knows??? Rob???

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