-> "Unknown"
Original Song Title:
"Telephone"
Parody Song Title:
"Unknown"
The Lyrics
Hello, hello, USAF, I’m reporting
I saw another object
And I have got the proof
of another sighting, another sighting, sighting
Se-Se-Send help right away
Stop hangin' up on me
Sorry to have bothered you
Please scramble some F-15s
Some F-15s
Some F-15s
Sorry to have bothered you, scramble some F-15s
Wait a second
Is this the kind of game you wanna play?
Are UFOs alien or something else entirely?
What’s with Area 51 and all the secrecy?
Is this some kind of Government conspiracy?
If not, then I would appreciate it if you would
…scramble some F-15s
[Pre-Chorus:]
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
[Chorus:]
Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Scramble some F-15s
(some F-15s)
Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
So please explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
[Second party]
Hey, the way you cover up is just wrong
Won't make me believe any faster
Concerning UFO disasters
As real as… Roswell re-enactors
I should've left my camera at home
'Cause you really don’t think proof matters
Calling on all reporters
Sorry, but they’ll never answer
Not that I don't believe you
I'm just an observer
But I am sick and tired of your false explain-ing!!!
[Second party]
Sometimes I feel like I live in shadow world nation
USAF is not takin' any calls
'Cause they'll be lyin'
They'll be lyin'
They'll be lyin'
USAF is not takin' any calls
'Cause they'll be lyin'
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Stop lyin'
Stop lyin'
I don't wanna report anymore
UFOs are probably blackcraft from Area 51, S-4
Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Scramble some F-15s
(some F-15s)
Unknown flying machine
(unknown flying machine)
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
So please explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
Can lie all you want, but I am not alone
explain all these sightings of the unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
The unknown
USAF unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
The unknown
USAF unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
The unknown
USAF unknown
In the clouds above
Somethin’s movin’ at Mach 21
explain all these sightings of the unknown
(We're sorry, we're sorry
The USAF you have reached
Is not admitting anything at this time
Please request a FOIA number, or try reporting again)
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