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Song Parodies -> "Died This Way"

Original Song Title:

"Born This Way"

Original Performer:

Lady Gaga

Parody Song Title:

"Died This Way"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

[Intro:]
It doesn't matter if you kill him, or capital H-I-M
Just put your heart attack up
'cause you were died this way, baby

[Verse:]
My mama told me when I was old
We are all old men
He made his 911 call and I want to fall down
In order to make people dead

"There's nothing wrong with killing who you are"
He said, "'Cause he want a stroke, babe"
"So shot your gun up boy and you'll go far,
Listen to me when I say"

[Chorus:]
I'm very tired in my way
'Cause God makes many mistakes
I'm on the dead grave, old men
I was died this way
But nobody can continue
Just hate yourself and you're upset
I'm on the dead grave, old men
I was died this way

[Post-chorus:]
Oh there ain't no other way
Old men I was died this way
Old men I was died this way
Oh there ain't no other way
Old men I was died this way
I'm on the dead grave, old men
I was died this way

Don't be a drag ' just become old [x3]
Don't be!

[Verse:]
Give yourself cardiac arrest
And wanted to make a death
Subway kid, rejoice it fail
In the religion of being dead
I must be myself, respect my youth

A different gated is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M (Hey hey hey)
I hate my life I shot this record and
El odio necesita fe (Hate needs faith)

[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]

[Bridge:]
Don't be a drag, just become old
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're oldest
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied, or teased
Rejoice and hate yourself today
'cause old men you were died this way

No matter gay, straight, or bi,
Lesbian, transgendered life,
I'm on the dead grave old men,
I was died to not survive.
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or oldest made,
I'm on the dead grave old men,
I was born to be brave.

[Repeat chorus + post-chorus]

[Outro/refrain:]
I was died this way hey!
I was died this way hey!
I'm on the dead grave old men
I was died this way hey!
I was died this way hey!
I was died this way hey!
I'm on the dead grave old men
I was died this way hey!

[Fade away:]
Same loss, but died this way.
Same loss, but died this way.

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