-> "Need Food Now"
Original Song Title:
"Need You Now"
Parody Song Title:
"Need Food Now"
My fat photo’s stuck on our refrigerator door
So I won’t slip up but it’s not working anymore
Jenny Craig love, has it ever crossed your mind
Your weight-loss plan is quite unkind?
It’s Day Seven of my diet, whole house is quiet and I need food now
I should say no thanks or I’ll burst out’ my Spanx* but I need some chow
I’m not used to trying to do without… I just need food now!
So now I’m on the Atkins, sounded like a dieter’s dream
But it’s not so easy pigging out on meat and cream
All that protein’s really put me in a bind
My movements are a bit behind…
And it seems like all I pass is a lot of gas when I eat food now
Have to ease the pain chucking out more methane than a dairy cow
And that’s something that I could do without… friends won’t visit now!
Screw diet shakes, I’d rather eat nothing at all…
Well the F-Plan can f-off, I’ve had enough I need junk food now!
And size zero I believe I simply can’t achieve, I’m a plump hausfrau
And I don’t see why I should do without… I need sweet food now!
Stuff my ‘Get Slim’ vow…
Guess I’m just a greedy cow..!
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